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@knutti.la

Seasoned geek who learns every day how little he knows about anything. MN native. Currently Kubernetes security dweeb @SUSE (Rancher•NeuVector) Be kind. [It's silly that my employer asks to declare our opinions are our own, but that's just my opinion.]

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She feels fine doing this because her boss operates like this all the time with total impunity.

04.03.2026 18:13 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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02.03.2026 18:49 👍 10551 🔁 2150 💬 51 📌 50

“I do not care why my human is happy, I just care that they are happy. I love my human. They are very weird. Woof.”

02.03.2026 12:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I never want to hear about free enterprise again from a Republican.

27.02.2026 23:15 👍 126 🔁 37 💬 4 📌 0
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2025 measles resurgence carries estimated $244 million price tag

anyway, how are you today?

www.cidrap.umn.edu/measles/2025...

26.02.2026 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also. Minnesota is a “donor state.” There was a $44 billion difference in what we paid in ($119 billion) and what we get back ($75 billion).

I’d like the administration to just get our name out of their mouths.

25.02.2026 22:18 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

Put it in the Smithsonian
🗽🇺🇸🏒🥇

19.02.2026 21:20 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

Had my son (who is now 22) had been born even 10 years earlier, he would not have seen his 8th birthday due to a raging case of Burkitt Lymphoma.

17.02.2026 21:50 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"An adult Canada goose produces approximately 1 to 2 pounds (0.45 to 0.9 kg) of feces per day. Some estimates suggest up to 28 defecations per day, with droppings occurring as frequently as every 12 to 20 minutes due to their fast digestive system and herbivorous diet. "

16.02.2026 16:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In the middle of a woods alongside a trail meandering off into the distance stands this looming figure of a tree with a huge hole burned in the front of it. And yet, the tree lives. Such the mystery.

In the middle of a woods alongside a trail meandering off into the distance stands this looming figure of a tree with a huge hole burned in the front of it. And yet, the tree lives. Such the mystery.

12.02.2026 18:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
To the left of our image is the primary topic, which is a tall plump maple tree mostly red of fall leaves. It overlooks a small steel pond with a fence in the near foreground.

To the left of our image is the primary topic, which is a tall plump maple tree mostly red of fall leaves. It overlooks a small steel pond with a fence in the near foreground.

12.02.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because when you victim-blame not obeying, said person should should also obey accepting that they should have obeyed. It's right there in the bible.

12.02.2026 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re a Minnesotan, and you have a friend from Wisconsin that voted for Ron Johnson; I would argue that that person is not really your friend.

12.02.2026 18:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"I wanna tell people it is illegal to tell people that something illegal is illegal!"

11.02.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Oh, I understood that reference."

06.02.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This could be Iowa's state flag

06.02.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope you eventually name this company.

05.02.2026 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we are still not okay

04.02.2026 17:33 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Kill it with fire

04.02.2026 01:21 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The "Pillow Guy Evidence" ??

03.02.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pho yeah

03.02.2026 15:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is your reminder that food allergies exist and if you are supplying treats for an official work function.

MAKE SURE THERE IS AT LEAST ONE THING FOR EVERYONE

Being told, "hahaha, BYOD" (bring your own donut) because there is nothing I can eat at Dunkin', is frankly annoying and sad.

02.02.2026 22:43 👍 68 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 1

right???

02.02.2026 17:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep; got abut a third of the way through this and was "gonna have to finish this later when I have an hour or so in my schedule to bawl"

02.02.2026 17:43 👍 39 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

too real

02.02.2026 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please; I wanna watch

02.02.2026 01:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell, maybe even read the lyrics

30.01.2026 22:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

30.01.2026 16:53 👍 32619 🔁 12310 💬 628 📌 276

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|| Just because you are correct ||
|| does not mean you are right. ||
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28.01.2026 15:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Okay, I have an internet challenge:

Somebody find even a single a video clip of Scott Bessent where he is --not-- being wildly condescending when he speaks.

28.01.2026 14:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0