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06.03.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know, right?

06.03.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep

06.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can only hope. I feel absolutely powerless. And none of our elected representatives are doing anything to stop it. Just appeasing America and Isreal out of fear instead of fighting back.

06.03.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

06.03.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6454 ๐Ÿ” 2196 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147 ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Iโ€™m sure the parents of all the dead schoolgirls in Iran would say the same.

06.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At @therestpolitics.bsky.social in Dublin last night, they did a poll of the audience.

Which is the bigger threat to the world right now? China or America?

It was 96% America and 4% China.

06.03.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œHello. Can you tell me how much a room is?โ€

โ€œOui. Is eh around 150 euro a night. Are you American?โ€

โ€œYesโ€

โ€œOh! Je suis dรฉsolรฉ! I was reading the wrong screen. Is 800 euro a night, you piece of shitโ€

โ€œWhat did you say?โ€

โ€œI said see you in a bitโ€

06.03.2026 12:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s #worldbookday.

www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994...

05.03.2026 11:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 88 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About to see Campbell and The Mooch in Dublin. Should be interesting.

05.03.2026 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know right?

05.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMy family once owned all of thisโ€

05.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This lifeboat is a bit uncomfortableโ€ฆ

05.03.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 76 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

12 years before the murder of Meredith Kercher in Perugia, I lived in that apartment. I had the room subsequently occupied by Amanda Knox.

05.03.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For World Book Day, my Nephew went to School dressed, attired, clothed, covered, garbed, robed, sheathed as a Thesaurus.

05.03.2026 11:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 193 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s #worldbookday.

www.penguin.co.uk/books/473994...

05.03.2026 11:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 88 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disgusting.

04.03.2026 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every tech post I see now:

Use Blurp for porting ChatGTP nano splines to Claude and maximise your gash tokens for optimal wang performance efficiency in 35 easy steps.

04.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 240 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve no idea how to see what blocklists Iโ€™m on but Iโ€™m sure Iโ€™m some.

04.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me neither.

04.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish

04.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Yesterday, the leader of the unit who attempted to assassinate President Trump has been hunted down and killed," he says.
"Iran tried to kill President Trump. And President Trump got the last laugh."

They hunted them down inโ€ฆIran. Tell me how theyโ€™d have assassinated Trumpโ€ฆFROM IRAN.

04.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 57 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A barely competent backbencher (and Iโ€™m being very generous here) masquerading as a leader. Another Liz Truss if given the chance and will no doubt end up being just like her once sheโ€™s eventually ousted. Sheโ€™ll be on the first plane to an American Republican convention.

04.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every tech post I see now:

Use Blurp for porting ChatGTP nano splines to Claude and maximise your gash tokens for optimal wang performance efficiency in 35 easy steps.

04.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 240 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think sheโ€™s just blindly lashing out at anything Starmer does because she doesnโ€™t know what to do and doesnโ€™t have any plan. Sheโ€™s too arrogant and narcissistic to admit that to herself.

04.03.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A woman 10 times more craven ambition than moral fibre.

04.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump helps MAGA influencers flee Middle East war zone on private jet Trump adviser Alex Bruesewitz, dogwalker Sarah Daither, former lobbyist Jay Footlik, and others managed to escape on a private plane thanks to the White House.

The White House has helped MAGA influencers escape the Middle East on a private jet while more than a million ordinary Americans are still trapped with no way out.

04.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3815 ๐Ÿ” 2474 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 336 ๐Ÿ“Œ 557

Israel must have some of the Epstein file videos if they're able to get Trump to wage this war.

Or they promised him some prime real estate on the graves of thousands of Palestinian children.

03.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1