pj (they/them)

I spent a good chunk of my day working on budgeting stuff and I fear the spreadsheets may infiltrate my dreamscape

Pip leans forward on their desk, wearing a Hayley Williams t-shirt over a long sleeved black tee, sleeves pushed up to show their tattoos and HELLA bracelets, with a black beanie flattening their scruffy brown hair.

As before, but the stand against a door, showing their cargo pants and doc martens as well.

I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on how I’ve styled the merch that started that conversation, at least.

(forgive me, it’s been millennia since I’ve taken a selfie.)

finding myself having to explain to a colleague who Hayley Williams (and by extension, Paramore) is and being forcibly reminded that not every millennial has my music taste .-.

*nods sagely* yeah, need that “terrier with a tug rope” energy for sure.

sometimes ya just need someone to pop your joints like bubble wrap.

Right there with ya.

For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!

linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid

I saw him at the top of the StarTrib when I was catching myself up today and hoooooo buddy if I wasn’t already filled with rage at all of this bullshit around my city, my heart was in my THROAT.

This is a statement about this weekend issued by a group of Cedar Riverside community leaders including elected officials, rapid responders, community organizations and residents: A group of racist and anti-Muslim agitators may be coming to Cedar Riverside on Saturday January 17th. Their goal is to create chaos and cause violence in our community. There will also be community patrollers in yellow vests, religious leaders in orange vests, the sheriff and MPD monitoring and responding to potential threats. What you should do: If you are a member of the C-R community: -Do not be afraid -Live your life as usual -If you see the protest or offensive behavior, do not engage, argue, confront or respond. -Do not engage in conversations with strangers, people videorecording or the media. -If you have any concerns, approach any patroller or call 911. If you are not a cedar riverside community member: -no protest inside of cedar riverside is needed, wanted, or should happen -if you would like to aid or volunteer, contact your local neighborhood rapid response.

Hey, instead of scaring people with a vague copy pasta about "avoiding downtown" here's what people in Cedar Riverside say about the hate rally that's scheduled for this weekend

today started at an 11 and did. not. slow. down.

until I got home from work. screamed a little. channeled my rage and heightened cortisol through a workout. made some soup.

all I wanna do now is melt into a fuckin’ jacuzz or hot spring or something dude

+ owamni was donating a portion of their proceeds this past weekend to Good’s family, fwiw

misfit coffee in Minneapolis also had anti ice signage up last time I was in.

Catzen Coffee in St. Paul has whistles if anyone needs them, + anti ice signage.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

my cell service is being fucky today, and school WiFi hates my favorite apps. I can’t snap my friends or doomscroll Reddit or TikTok

this is me whining because I can’t distract myself from our fucked up reality, so instead I’m just thousand yard staring into my leftover lo mein

MONDAYS AMIRITE

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm gonna feel a whole lot better when i wake up from this fuckin nightmare"

a close up of a white cat 's face with a surprised look on its face . Alt: a close up of a white cat’s face as they scream

I *just* finished reading 1984 last week and I cannot fathom how apt it is in this present moment. Especially surrounding what’s going on in my city. I just—

A corny glamour shot edit of my friend Schlazor’s holiday photos

Remember to Schlaz Up The Season. @schlazor.bsky.social

My siblings and I reference this ALL. THE. TIME.

another example: gravy, as a sauce, only differs from broth, a soup, in thickness.

square is rhombus, rhombus is not square.

soup is liquid with stuff in it.

often served hot, but not always (gazpacho)

sauces are liquid with stuff in it.

for example: ketchup is just liquified tomatoes with seasoning.
the only real difference between ketchup and tomato soup is tomato:wet ratio and seasonings used.

sauce is soup tho

But what did you sing 👀

… and he SERVED ✨

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Josh peck squinting. The caption says “Reagan”

onabenderqueer

Better headline: wages aren't as high as retailers are pricing for.

I dreamt of a caramel creme filled croissant donut, dusted in cinnamon sugar.

There’s only one place I can think of in my area that even makes cronuts anymore… I wonder if they would make my dream a reality.

Remember, folks.