Scoring the equaliser with West Ham's only shot of the game 😂😂😂

West Ham had 1 shot in the entire match 💉💉💉

Agent Mavropanos, excellent work.

Max Dowman has Arsenal DNA, so much so that he literally walked it in.

MAX 🏆

I know it happens quickly, but that bloke in the black top, isn't it his job to see that? He has a completely unimpeded view of it.

a man is holding a chair over his head on a stage in a musical . ALT: a man is holding a chair over his head on a stage in a musical .

Jamie Redknapp incensed at Arsenal not being awarded a penalty

What Rice did there was not as bad as Keane on Madueke but sure 🤷‍♂️

In other news, water is wet...

At least 3 soft yellows for Arsenal in that game and a blatant second yellow ignored for Leverkusen.

Someone really wanted to be the main character.

Can't wait to ignore all the terrible online content praising him for "taking a stand against Arsenal's anti-football ideology".

This 👇👇👇

Havertz for Martinelli, give Eze 20 minutes coming in off the left. If that doesn't work, bring Madueke and Calafiori on.

We're AQA and I've never taught Edexcel for A Level.

I can't lie, it's not my favourite part of the specification, I just spoke to the students about the limitations of the data set and we set some statistical calculation questions based on some of the data to revise some key areas of AS stats.

Which exam board are you with?

Using these this week as a revision tool for our Y2 students in study sessions, these happened to be two of the areas of underperformance on their mock exam last week. Thanks Amanda!

In #MathsToday both of my Y2 classes got to grips with Conditional Probability. Bit of Large Data Set work tomorrow and we can move onto Mechanics next week! #ALevelMaths

How would you rate "swearing at Fabian Hürzeler" as a method of pain relief?

Daniel Munoz has gone down injured twice in the opening 12 minutes? Does this mean Crystal Palace are now the villains?

easy, next.

wait. computer: enhance.

I'll just leave this here...

I'm so sad that we've "not football'd" our way to 67 points in 30 games with a +37 goal difference and still competing in 4 competitions. Let's just cancel the whole season and start again but instead of goals, we'll decide games by who wastes the least time.

Don't look now, but we're 16 points clear of third place. 👀

Does Michael Carrick still think Manchester United can win the league?

The number of times that Brighton delayed the restart and didn't get booked and he's got the nerve to talk about time-wasting.

Kepa + 10 lads barely any of us have heard of for Saturday please Mikel, cheers boss.

Same ref that had "no choice" but to send Declan Rice off for it?

Level of violence allowed is inversely proportional to a player's max bench press.

TNT Sport comms seemed to insinuate that since Mitoma isn't very strong, he should be allowed to do it.

Is that exciting enough for you Arne?