I've developed massive bald spots on my chin and my shit is all fucked up now lol

I love hearing things like "love the car man" and "let me suck that dick!" Favorite part of being alive.

I must construct additional pylons

Bite it back

I love it when a game is two games combined

I'm here to tell you all that the Steamdeck is good

When the mac n cheese is bussin bussin fr

If you got some cool gifts today I'd like to hear about it and look at them

What the hell is his problem???

Self-immolation isn't a valid reason to call off sick

It's times like this that make me think of Christmas

I hope Santa brings me a gun and a bunch of ammo

Your body odor is uniquely powerful and pungent

We're fixing to sous vide your nutsack playboy

Fucking the gift man for gifts

Becoming increasingly hostile towards my job for scheduling me to work on multiple holidays this year

I've never done a burnout. I've never drifted (on purpose). Donuts? Forget about it... Never. At this point it's probably too late

They should be asleep!!!

My pre-night shift week tradition of drinking too much coffee and staying up late has once again resulted in a dreadful few hours of sleep. Dare me to control the electric grid while I'm sleepy???

Had a blown speaker in this door. The devastation is unimaginable

Aww geeze oh man

An envelope with a gift certificate for a couple laps around the track would

I'm sending you a gift for Christmas

An unfolded pocket knife

Imagine I'm sprinting towards you with this in my hand

Not mine

This crab's face looks like the Grinch

I'd go to school if this was the library

It's fucked up!

This and a plastic bag would fix me