Bark Wahlberg

Yes

That’s so fucked up

ccr voice: "737 CUMMIN ALL ON HER THIGHS, WONT YOU SHAKE IT DOWN FOR ME SIS ON A MIDNIGHT RIDE"

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Aerophile Steve Miller Band be like “big ol’ jet vagina”

Gone but not forgotten

HOLY SHIT

Seattle Convention Center goes crazy

scientifically accurate wolf size chart

It’s a On Bob Are Ants kinda day

It never fails to amuse me how rich people just text each other “heyy…doin crym rn!!!” on unsecured networks

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Alright who’s going to FWA

an anthro cheetah holding onto the edges of the image staring down directly ahead with a menacing expression

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The Seattle Convention Center goes fucking crazy dude

I should probably lock in my FWA flight before oil prices skyrocket

A red Corolla AE92 and a yellow 3G Prelude on the roof of a parking deck at sunset

ketchup/mustard

digital (2021)

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Luckily I’m ahead of the game on the hoses haha. As for the timing gear, it seems like people zip-tie the timing gear to the chain, although it probably wouldn’t to mark them with some paint in case they get separated.

Also, is that a 5-banger?

Block/pressure test are on the menu. I’m leaning towards a head gasket due to pressure in the cooling system. Def not an expensive or complicated fix on paper, I’m just a bit daunted at the prospect of taking an engine apart and putting it back together. Can’t be worse than an oil pan gasket, tho.

This fucking rocks, but my ADHD ass could NOT be trusted to be in the same car as this thing

2020

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

That fucking rocks. I was on a flag football team called the Baltimore Ravens when I was a kid.

I ended the season as the cheerleader.

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You too?

Been weighing my options on either replacing the head gasket on the E34, or just selling it.

On one hand, it’s a big job to undertake in my parking lot. On the other hand, the car is well-sorted mechanically, and I do love this old boat. But part of loving something is knowing when to let go.

Sending love to you and your family, critter

Jazzy!
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