Stevie

A rancid stench of arrogance coming from you John.

Errr how can I put this. Nope. Never heard of “is jokes” and “innit” is slang but not common. Now if you want to discuss the American mangling of the English language then I am here for it.

“Lyndsey, we want you to take a little heat for Bibi. After you learn your lines we can look at your Jeffrey photos”

“Hello Royal Navy

You want us to send whatever we have?

OK then, 3 kayaks and a coracle it is then. You might have to wait a couple of weeks while we dry out the coracle”

Vladimir had him neutered after too much leg humping.

More deaths = Bigger distraction

You know what drives Trump and his insane desire to keep his crimes hidden.

Doesn’t he enjoy many a meeting with Steve Bannon, a man who is of similar sartorial elegance.

I predict that the loudest voice decrying Trump (after he is gone) will be Lindsay Graham.

Gung-Ho War Fighters don’t do defence!

They don’t do logistics either so there won’t be any missiles left within days.

Oh My God he has been “haulted”.

It wasn’t a book….

Do we know if the plane left Nashville without her? Please tell me it did!

Why?

He has got the hots for Corey.

Only on flights over 45 minutes.

Mullins - on every flight over 45 minutes.

Hope that helps.

Will he be doing the honours on the new plane?

How much money do Nissan want now?

Are you the alternative Stella?

It doesn’t look like you are.

I bet she walked off the dias and said to an aid….

”I think they finally know where we are going”.

I am open to the thought that Ryan Grim is equally as fucking stupid.

I was forced to use AI to make an insurance claim. The machine called me back an hour later and asked me to rate our interaction. I told it that I don’t interact with a machine. Well something like that.

Bring back John Deed!

Grannie was sobbing when they threw a blanket over her and hustled her out of the playground.

Facts never matter for Gove. He is the politician most responsible for bring pure undiluted lies into the national discourse.

I hope he insisted that the training is completed on the frontline in Ukraine.

No.

Gove cannot be trusted.

Is Dickie Tice paid to live there? We should be told!

You are not a liberal.

At least the Greens are campaigning and winning under their own colours, their own manifesto. Whenever Blue Labour put their manifesto to the public they lose badly.

Blue Labour didn’t even have the balls to do this at the last GE. People aren’t as naïve as you are contemptuous.

It doesn’t take much to recall the Change Manifesto and how much they are continuum or worse.