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/** * @param {number} age (24) * @param {string} location (Resident Geordie) * @param {string} name (scrub) * @returns {void} * * I need one of your kidneys * Professional software developer [citation needed] */

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We can not stress the importance of resisting this.

Share and sign this petition:

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

20.09.2025 18:15 👍 167 🔁 159 💬 5 📌 14
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Welp... better apply now... better late than never

30.07.2025 20:39 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

too late, gone, reduced to ashes

10.07.2025 17:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going to the local on Christmas eve, call that a school reunion

24.12.2024 21:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omw

24.12.2024 20:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He doesn't have one yet 😰

24.12.2024 17:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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He's just a silly lil' guy, who comes in the car with me so I'm not talking to myself

24.12.2024 17:49 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fuck ye! Went to see them recently too!

04.12.2024 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In my "apocalypse mallgoth rock-punk-ish" phase

04.12.2024 18:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spigot (slur)

03.12.2024 22:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Honey, you've barely touched your marmite slur crisps..

25.11.2024 15:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That's like at least 8 inches of snow

23.11.2024 09:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dev Experience > User Experience
They can see on git what you did... what you caused...

21.11.2024 21:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i dont like them, i think they should stop. I dont like thinking, why should a computer

21.11.2024 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i hate whenever i enter a large brutalist structure and am accosted by paranormal entities

19.11.2024 13:10 👍 245 🔁 42 💬 13 📌 3
A basic 82p red brick on my lap

A basic 82p red brick on my lap

They just let you buy singular bricks?!

Anways, meet Brenda the Brick. Who may or may not have anarchistic intentions.

02.07.2024 00:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a degree snipped displaying a masters in science in advanced computer science with a distinction

a degree snipped displaying a masters in science in advanced computer science with a distinction

this means it official right?

05.04.2024 13:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Graduate job: 2 years experience 🙃

04.04.2024 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My birth year starts with a 2... but we didn't get access to the good tech to join those niches till... many years later.

28.03.2024 23:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooo can we do og IRC chat niche again

28.03.2024 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm a fan purely out of necessity of knowing if it's safe to travel into town o any specific match day 😅

28.03.2024 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We truly live in a "two guys make a podcast" era and I hate it

21.03.2024 01:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A monster can as an exhaust on a car

A monster can as an exhaust on a car

Need to fulfil the stereotypes! +10bhp!

21.03.2024 01:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A monster can as an exhaust on a car

A monster can as an exhaust on a car

Need to fulfil the stereotypes! +10bhp!

21.03.2024 01:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We truly live in a "two guys make a podcast" era and I hate it

21.03.2024 01:56 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

yes, we have:
Bad dragon,
Trans bad dragon,
Rust,
Tranarchy.

Truly a computer science master

17.03.2024 22:31 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
A Masters of computer advertisement. with a students laptop having trans bad dragon stickers on it

A Masters of computer advertisement. with a students laptop having trans bad dragon stickers on it

I wonder if the smm knows...?!

17.03.2024 22:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An leathanach clúdaigh, Bréan den Chóras

An leathanach clúdaigh, Bréan den Chóras

Bréan den chóras, eagrán #1 - ar fáil anois! Feat.:

Starr Congress I Beoigh I Queer Feminist Action Galway I Derry Anarchist Collective I Gaeil ar son Gaza + go leor eile!

tinyurl.com/34psd6t5

12.03.2024 18:13 👍 3 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0