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Simple as that.
23.03.2025 06:19
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DMs = Block
Simple as that.
Do you all really come here every day? Like, on purpose?
If you follow me, or I follow you, don’t message me. Just don’t. I have my settings set to not allow messages but they are still coming through and I’m not answering anyone. Ever.
If you don’t like it, go away.
Always remember no matter how many followers you have you’re overrated
I once had to ask the hotel desk clerk for a toilet plunger after a family member clogged the bathroom toilet 15 minutes after we checked in, so I know a thing or two about humiliation.
ME: *takes communion wafer* thank you father
PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that
I know a 4-year-old named Nancy and she already has a signature casserole recipe.
I’ve reached the, “Oh no, I’ve overdone it again” part of the day.
Time for a quick nap.
They have such intense “we need more turkey” faces. Very cute!
Phlebotomist who drew my blood this morning stabbed me like she has some unresolved anger issues. Twice.
She is! And she leaves big dark clumps of hair everywhere no matter how often I brush her. 😂
That’s the best flavor ever.
Remarkable.
Kinda grainy video but she would have stopped playing if she knew I was videoing. 😂
Merry Christmas to you and your girls, oh and your human family too.
Right?!? I just leave the tags on.
I hate wrapping presents
I sure am! 😬
Last Christmas I gave you a gift, but the very next day, you gave it away. 🎶
-regifting
I hate when you cook something and the smell is left in your hair. Never lingers if it’s sweet stuff, just onions, garlic, etc.
🤮
No worries here. Just going to have a little snack while I’m sledding on a giant waffle.
Sorry I missed your text.
I pretended not to see it.
Looks wonderful!
Never thought about using Rolos. I bet these are really good.
Over 600 million rock songs in the world and my local rock station played the same 10 songs all damn day. 🙄
