DMs = Block
Simple as that.
DMs = Block
Simple as that.
Do you all really come here every day? Like, on purpose?
If you follow me, or I follow you, donโt message me. Just donโt. I have my settings set to not allow messages but they are still coming through and Iโm not answering anyone. Ever.
If you donโt like it, go away.
Always remember no matter how many followers you have youโre overrated
I once had to ask the hotel desk clerk for a toilet plunger after a family member clogged the bathroom toilet 15 minutes after we checked in, so I know a thing or two about humiliation.
ME: *takes communion wafer* thank you father
PRIEST: did you just put a little pepperoni on that
I know a 4-year-old named Nancy and she already has a signature casserole recipe.
Iโve reached the, โOh no, Iโve overdone it againโ part of the day.
Time for a quick nap.
They have such intense โwe need more turkeyโ faces. Very cute!
Phlebotomist who drew my blood this morning stabbed me like she has some unresolved anger issues. Twice.
She is! And she leaves big dark clumps of hair everywhere no matter how often I brush her. ๐
Thatโs the best flavor ever.
Remarkable.
Kinda grainy video but she would have stopped playing if she knew I was videoing. ๐
Merry Christmas to you and your girls, oh and your human family too.
Right?!? I just leave the tags on.
I hate wrapping presents
I sure am! ๐ฌ
Last Christmas I gave you a gift, but the very next day, you gave it away. ๐ถ
-regifting
I hate when you cook something and the smell is left in your hair. Never lingers if itโs sweet stuff, just onions, garlic, etc.
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No worries here. Just going to have a little snack while Iโm sledding on a giant waffle.
Sorry I missed your text.
I pretended not to see it.
Looks wonderful!
Never thought about using Rolos. I bet these are really good.
Over 600 million rock songs in the world and my local rock station played the same 10 songs all damn day. ๐