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Katamari Damacy

Wow, Ellison got those kneepads distributed among the CNN staff with the quickness!

If you’d given me a thousand guesses what kind of music Kiefer Sutherland’s child rapist character in “Eye for an Eye” would listen to I don’t think I would’ve managed to land on Cranes but man this guy is INTO IT

Older woman #1 (Jean Smart) says, “so that he could get all the cops in masks,” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #2 (Frances Fisher) listens as older woman #1 says “and pretty soon, no one can tell the good guys from the bad guys,” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #1 says “because everybody’s covering their fucking faces” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman 1 concludes, “and pledging loyalty to their newly elected leader.” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Boy, just imagine if this was real life and not just a (really fuckin’ amazing) television show!

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

Soooo…horse mackerel?

Challenge for those who are very confident that my dick is small: Explain how human consciousness works.

Yeah well you seem to be encouraging that critical thought primarily by being a smug, condescending dick so if nothing else I gotta say your outreach could use some serious overhauling

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Book cover for “Popular Hits of the Showa Era” by Ryu Murakami. The art depicts an arm holding a microphone thrusting upward as it bursts from the ground over a background of alternating black and magenta rays reminiscent of the Japanese Rising Sun flag

Maybe there’s karaoke?

He is building a sort of Groverhaus of excuses for phone-in-watergate, though

Fetterman was a lazy slob who radiated Hitler particles, he was nothing at all like my favored hard-working PMC fka Blackwater mercenary with the literal SS totenkopf that he paraded around in for 20 years!

A group of U.S. civil war union soldiers are gathered on one side of the room with Ulysses S. Grant in front of them, shaking hands with empty air. He’s saying “I declare the Confederate forces unconditionally surrendered.” [an edited version of the Thomas Nast painting “General Robert E. Lee Surrenders at Appomattox Court House” with Robert E. Lee and his second removed from the image]

“We’ll do it with AI”

*6 Months Later*

AP: A staggering $4.7 billion in tariff refunds were erroneously awarded to AI hallucinated individual Weedlord Bonerhitler

Reminiscent of Henry Cavill’s digitally erased mustache lip

Wait, it’s out already? Damn, there goes those pre-order bonuses.

Mine was Vincent D’Onofrio so if something bad has come out about him I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT

Cover art for Ultra Games’ “Metal Gear” for the NES, featuring a painted version of the above-posted image of Michael Biehn, as well as a bipedal tank.

Looooove The Terminator but that shot will always read as “Solid Snake” for me

Spiritual warfare+cooking…SPIRIT COOKING?! Somebody call Qanon, STAT!

Excuse me, Pete Hegseth specified no nation-building so how can this be??

Sounds like Will needs some rich parents who can set him up with an oystering outfit catering to a customer base of exactly “his parents’ restaurants” and, oh yeah, a sick-ass Nazi tat! I guess maybe he could put in a quick stint at whatever Blackwater calls itself now too while he’s at it.

I love that your values are as bad-ass as your game!

Also reeeeeal fuckin’ shady calling it his “skull and bones” instead of the much more descriptively accurate “totenkopf,” or even MORE accurately, “SS totenkopf in use from 1933-45.” I wonder why you’re dancing around that particular data point, it’s quite the mystery!

Like, maybe none of the wedding guests commented on the tattoo because they were all kinda, I dunno, looking away mortified from the drunken asshole who thought it would be cool to get topless at a fucking wedding? Think, Ryan. I know you can do it.

a cartoon show called regular show is being displayed on cn hd Alt: A cartoon blue jay, racoon, and fat shirtless guy (the latter being the Muscle Man character referenced in the skeet) all whipping shirts around in circles over their heads [scene from “Regular Show”]

My favorite thing is ostensible Platner defenders describing a version of Regular Show’s Muscle Man but with a fucking SS tattoo he’s too stupid to recognize on his tit as he whips his shirt off at every opportunity and then acting like YOU’RE the idiot for not recognizing future Senate material

“Nazis obfuscate on his behalf” is a far grimmer (oops) read, however

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