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MAGA cum laude, surely?

09.03.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Why won’t this chickenfucker stop fucking all these chickens?!?!”

09.03.2026 15:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Alt Parks, you rascal, what are you up to this time?

09.03.2026 13:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’d expect a nonzero number of “Iran war under Kamala” memes featuring rainbow-colored mushroom clouds

09.03.2026 13:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
08.03.2026 02:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Katamari Damacy

08.03.2026 02:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow, Ellison got those kneepads distributed among the CNN staff with the quickness!

08.03.2026 02:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If you’d given me a thousand guesses what kind of music Kiefer Sutherland’s child rapist character in “Eye for an Eye” would listen to I don’t think I would’ve managed to land on Cranes but man this guy is INTO IT

08.03.2026 00:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Older woman #1 (Jean Smart) says, “so that he could get all the cops in masks,”

[scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #1 (Jean Smart) says, “so that he could get all the cops in masks,” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #2 (Frances Fisher) listens as older woman #1 says “and pretty soon, no one can tell the good guys from the bad guys,”

[scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #2 (Frances Fisher) listens as older woman #1 says “and pretty soon, no one can tell the good guys from the bad guys,” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #1 says “because everybody’s covering their fucking faces”

[scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman #1 says “because everybody’s covering their fucking faces” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman 1 concludes, “and pledging loyalty to their newly elected leader.”

[scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Older woman 1 concludes, “and pledging loyalty to their newly elected leader.” [scene from the HBO series “Watchmen”]

Boy, just imagine if this was real life and not just a (really fuckin’ amazing) television show!

07.03.2026 20:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

07.03.2026 17:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soooo…horse mackerel?

07.03.2026 17:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Challenge for those who are very confident that my dick is small: Explain how human consciousness works.

07.03.2026 16:44 👍 88 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0

Yeah well you seem to be encouraging that critical thought primarily by being a smug, condescending dick so if nothing else I gotta say your outreach could use some serious overhauling

07.03.2026 17:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Images of the vinyl prizes that you can possibly win. Pledge $20 or more DURING THE LIVE BROADCAST and get in the running to win one of these:

Bobby Matos And The Combo Conquistadores  / Tema De Alma Latina

Cochemea / Vol. III: Ancestros Futuros

Intercommunal Free Dance Music Orchestra / Vol. 4 – Jo Maka

Image includes a grid w/ cover art from each of these albums

Images of the vinyl prizes that you can possibly win. Pledge $20 or more DURING THE LIVE BROADCAST and get in the running to win one of these: Bobby Matos And The Combo Conquistadores / Tema De Alma Latina Cochemea / Vol. III: Ancestros Futuros Intercommunal Free Dance Music Orchestra / Vol. 4 – Jo Maka Image includes a grid w/ cover art from each of these albums

This week's show is dedicated to building support for non-commercial, freeform, volunteer run, listener supported @wfmu.bsky.social

I'll be giving away cool #vinyl prizes, spinning crazy tunes & giving you the opportunity to get some hip swag!

Sat, March 7, 7-10pm(ET)

▶️ wfmu.org/playlists/sh...

07.03.2026 00:59 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2
Book cover for “Popular Hits of the Showa Era” by Ryu Murakami. The art depicts an arm holding a microphone thrusting upward as it bursts from the ground over a background of alternating black and magenta rays reminiscent of the Japanese Rising Sun flag

Book cover for “Popular Hits of the Showa Era” by Ryu Murakami. The art depicts an arm holding a microphone thrusting upward as it bursts from the ground over a background of alternating black and magenta rays reminiscent of the Japanese Rising Sun flag

Maybe there’s karaoke?

07.03.2026 15:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He is building a sort of Groverhaus of excuses for phone-in-watergate, though

07.03.2026 01:36 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fetterman was a lazy slob who radiated Hitler particles, he was nothing at all like my favored hard-working PMC fka Blackwater mercenary with the literal SS totenkopf that he paraded around in for 20 years!

07.03.2026 01:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.03.2026 01:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A group of U.S. civil war union soldiers are gathered on one side of the room with Ulysses S. Grant in front of them, shaking hands with empty air. He’s saying “I declare the Confederate forces unconditionally surrendered.”

[an edited version of the Thomas Nast painting “General Robert E. Lee Surrenders at Appomattox Court House” with Robert E. Lee and his second removed from the image]

A group of U.S. civil war union soldiers are gathered on one side of the room with Ulysses S. Grant in front of them, shaking hands with empty air. He’s saying “I declare the Confederate forces unconditionally surrendered.” [an edited version of the Thomas Nast painting “General Robert E. Lee Surrenders at Appomattox Court House” with Robert E. Lee and his second removed from the image]

07.03.2026 01:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“We’ll do it with AI”

*6 Months Later*

AP: A staggering $4.7 billion in tariff refunds were erroneously awarded to AI hallucinated individual Weedlord Bonerhitler

06.03.2026 22:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminiscent of Henry Cavill’s digitally erased mustache lip

06.03.2026 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, it’s out already? Damn, there goes those pre-order bonuses.

06.03.2026 19:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mine was Vincent D’Onofrio so if something bad has come out about him I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT

06.03.2026 19:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cover art for Ultra Games’ “Metal Gear” for the NES, featuring a painted version of the above-posted image of Michael Biehn, as well as a bipedal tank.

Cover art for Ultra Games’ “Metal Gear” for the NES, featuring a painted version of the above-posted image of Michael Biehn, as well as a bipedal tank.

Looooove The Terminator but that shot will always read as “Solid Snake” for me

05.03.2026 17:35 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spiritual warfare+cooking…SPIRIT COOKING?! Somebody call Qanon, STAT!

05.03.2026 17:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excuse me, Pete Hegseth specified no nation-building so how can this be??

05.03.2026 17:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like Will needs some rich parents who can set him up with an oystering outfit catering to a customer base of exactly “his parents’ restaurants” and, oh yeah, a sick-ass Nazi tat! I guess maybe he could put in a quick stint at whatever Blackwater calls itself now too while he’s at it.

05.03.2026 16:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love that your values are as bad-ass as your game!

05.03.2026 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also reeeeeal fuckin’ shady calling it his “skull and bones” instead of the much more descriptively accurate “totenkopf,” or even MORE accurately, “SS totenkopf in use from 1933-45.” I wonder why you’re dancing around that particular data point, it’s quite the mystery!

05.03.2026 15:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0