Charlotte 🦝 θΔ

technically the pope is an extremely distant raccousin of both of us

did you know that germans have a stash of sausages in a box for the wurst raccase scenario?

💜Commission for @smallspots.bsky.social

#diaperfur

Mono and Prisma the two-headed skerret wearing collars, short cut off denim jeans, with lacy underwear and suspenders, with a tight torn crop top and cropped pink punk jacket~

Posting some stuff from the archives~

Mono and Prisma looking so very cute~

Think @nuvie.tv and @affythedragon.bsky.social might like this :3

texts with @boofen.bsky.social

Favorite games poorly explained:

- some scientists have a bad day involving the murderer of your parents
- you are the reincarnation of a disgraced member of the World Government
- you have a very bad day and are breaking all environmental protection laws
- you have the worst birthday in your life

all of the ones i had been to were 18+ because letting children attend attends is a bunch of bonus headaches

funnily enough there is special cat food that reduces the specific protein that some (many?) cat allergics are allergic against

honestly the way this bill reads is that they are trying to ban as much porn as possible while technically still legally allowing porn

this is italianslop you only like it because it makes you go “mama mia”

now if there was a person who actually did said harm as a day job. perhaps even mentioned in said email. that would be impossible.

apparently the raccorn i bought is only 51% raccorn by weight

gen z abdl raccontent be like

skibidi diaper

making a very bad impression of the 6 way distinciton of mandarin chinese affricates and it sounds exactly like a dying minecraft villager

Have a racc day 🫶

ur right there is no difference between private and personal property. i am raccollectivizing your plushies

alasa luka, taso lupa

my phone number is 3 digits longer than itu e.164

“making mistakes is what makes us human” → raccoons are infallible, got it

the factoid “average german word length is 15” is false rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz georg, who has 63 characters, was a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

plushie marriage

I’ve read short stories ruined by them trying to explain away gaps in realism. i think it’s okay if this long term bondage scenario doesn’t go into detail of how the raccharacter would “realistically” live

Ah, no, I'm not rushing because I'm late, it's just that I seem to be changing into a raccoon today - and it's a lot of extra time and paperwork getting through the airport if I don't look like my photo ✨

#tf #raccoon

after racconvincing folks to be plushies my next frontier is racconvincing them to be diaper(raccritters) :3c

pds migration moment

ethical non-veganism /j

also u can use me as a pail

not a pail but i go in the pail

hi

Couple cute crinkly critters!

Overwhelming cuteness that I couldn't resist getting in on.

For a very rad lil friend of mine @cooperkit.bsky.social

#ABDL #Babyfur

🎨 @skyess27.bsky.social