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it’d be 9/11 every day in my house if i did this

i will never write a bar as good as “call me the twin towers the way her bush has me collapsing”

you can get a boy pregnant if you’re pure of heart enough

a beer bottle is just a dick with a knot bigger and longer than the shaft

an artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity. full stop.

iMm gonna fuckin let shia labouf into the polycule i’m gonna set this man right amen jesus christ

i fucking HAAAAAAATE it when the top makes this face!!!

i do not recognize this community anymore. it’s so pathetic.

yeah and just hit the road and fight things

Hey if you see this I need you to repost. We're almost out of food, our car is overdue, and my cat needs his meds. Please help us

dude i just feel like i need to take some time to abandon all western life and internet-based tech and just go fuckin put myself in a life or death wilderness survival situation dude. like fuckin fight a koala bear or fight a monk. i could fight a jaguar. so many things to fight.

if ur therian, owning a gun is just species affirming care cuz u don’t have claws or fangs

why is my body pee shy when i’m not shy about nudity or pissing in the slightest

i could TELL

incredible. thank you. this gives me hope.

couldn’t piss at the gay club cuz the couple next to me at the urinals kept glancing over i’m about to piss my fuckin pants

send bald and fem-presenting inspo pics cuz it’s comin for me bad lmfao biology is so annoying

i’d go to every single con in the fucking world at any cost. i’d go thousands into debt.

the leading cause of IBS is the United States of America

rebellion got my prostate BUSTING

queer sex/kink culture has always been an act of rebellion. our very existence has been put into question and persecuted in nearly every culture since the dawn of time with a few exceptions. in today’s climate, being openly queer and kink forward is a way of saying you’re here without compromise.

they seriously need a gigantic vore inflatable at every single con

gay sex is an act of rebellion

god this is so sick dude

Are you an Alterhuman? It's more likely than you think

i’m sayin

i wonder what it’s like to see your friends daily. i want that life back so badly. LA Is so big and i live and work so far away from people. :’)

❗❗ Did anyone at NFC happen to find a bag with some little glass candle holders in it?? It was accidentally left in the Main Clarion, around the bar ale. It would mean a lot to me if it could be returned or brought to the Lost & Found ❗❗

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absolutely fight that down to the last penny. absolutely ridiculous.