Mike Futter 🔜 GDC (Causeway Studios, Strange Scaffold)

We can hope!

Gotta bring in someone experienced in war crimes to help do more war crimes.

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Daily Challenge for March 6 - Silver Trophy - $126,150 (With OpenDyslexic Font)

Today's daily had a tough mix of consultants, so I'm pretty happy with my Silver Trophy!

Our game moves FAST, and it can be hard to keep up. We've got one other accessibility option we're working on, as well. More on that later...

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Regular Font in baby selection screen

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - OpenDyslexic Font in baby selection screen

This is thanks to a player who surfaced the challenges they were having. Our team feels strongly about doing everything we are able to help people enjoy our silly, weird, hilarious, fun game.

I played my entire daily with it, and it presents well. However, we are grateful for additional feedback!

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Regular Font in terminal screen

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - OpenDyslexic Font in terminal screen

Today, we released a small (tiny even) update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. We fixed a bug that was breaking daily challenge streaks. Streak on... AND...

We also released a beta implementation of a settings option that works to account for players with dyslexia.

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs aftermath.site/nintendo-tar...

www.scribd.com/document/100...

I agree! Both shows as they were have a lot to say about the current environment. I just... wish I could trust that those messages wouldn't be watered down because of corporate media's fear of the American regime.

When I'm not aimlessly wandering off by myself (sorry to everyone who plays multiplayer games with me), I love supporting my team. Sure, in my heart I'm a DPS guy, but the reality is that buffing my team so the number pop-ups get bigger is really my jam.

My Overwatch main was Lucio. :)

The chance of a Firefly return matching our very high hopes for what could have been are slim. I'm equally excited and trepidatious about Buffy... that show meant a lot to me. But are we just stuck in the past?

I'm very torn on the potential of a Firefly comeback. On one hand, part of its allure is "what could have been." Serenity provided heartbreaking closure that mirrored how fans felt about its cancelation.

On the other... I really love MOST of those characters. You can leave Adam Baldwin in the mud.

Thanks for the really kind shoutout, Tom! 💙💙

dead dog this is straight up fucking crazy

Really excited to visit the Trump-Noem Sky Fuckbus and Cuck Chair for the Performing Arts.

Do not ask what kind of performances.

When Israel is your master you vote against the American people

Four democrats that Jeffries couldn’t whip to vote for decency. Four democrats that have blood on their hands. They could have stopped this.

A secret blasted on a billboard... but no lights for seekreesee

I will buy you a Feel Better Boba next week

We knew, but now we know.

Super excited for this!!

Billionaire babies shouldn’t exist

We’ve locked down our Xbox release date, which will hit alongside a big content update.

Until then, do your dailies and short those babies!

I assume a really terrible AI bot.

I was very polite throughout, despite the extreme awkwardness of their approach. I thanked them for the invitation. But man... I cannot remember the last time LinkedIn as valuable for more than playing a few minutes of games every morning.

One day... one day I will meme this hard.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping with Rudy Giuliani and a bunch of turds. This is not a GDC breakfast.

Them: It's at Four Seasons in SF. I saw you were going to GDC. Here's the link.

<Link includes information. It is absolutely not relevant to a tiny studio.>

Me: Ah. Oh yeah... this isn't relevant to our work.

I did NOT ask if it was at 4 Seasons Total Landscaping. It was a close call, though.

A day in the life of almost-relevant LinkedIn exchanges.

Them: We want to invite you to a no-cost breakfast from 9:30 - 11:30 at Four Seasons.

Me: It's almost 11, and I don't know which Four Seasons you mean.

Them: On March 10th MICHAEL

Me: Oh. I'll be out of town all week. Sorry!

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Daily Challenge for March 5, 2026. Silver trophy. $223,133.

If not for a terrible short on Day 2, I probably would have had the gold today in the #SpaceWarlordBabyTradingSimulator daily challenge. Finished with $223K and change

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.