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Thirty-seven hobbies in a trench coat. She/Her

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Damn, I cannot believe the Nazi Club was full of Nazis.

05.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not this shit again.

I am not even attracted to men and I was still repeatedly asked by multiple "medical authorities" if I was *sure* I wasn't actually a confused effeminate gay boy.

The idea that doctors would rather believe a child is trans than gay is entirely disconnected from reality.

03.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The results of my randomly rolling on the Sundered Isles character oracles.

First look: Wounded, Accented
Disposition: Curious
Trademark Accessories: Ear pendant with a cheap glass 'gem'
Details: Bold & Defiant
Goal: Gain Glory or Fame
Tokens: Wax seal sing with a royal crest

The results of my randomly rolling on the Sundered Isles character oracles. First look: Wounded, Accented Disposition: Curious Trademark Accessories: Ear pendant with a cheap glass 'gem' Details: Bold & Defiant Goal: Gain Glory or Fame Tokens: Wax seal sing with a royal crest

Sometimes randomly rolling up a character is great because you get something you'd never think of. Other times it's great because you get 'permission' to play the most basic cliche imaginable.

Sure, dice. My Sundered Isles character *can* be a defiant urchin in possession of a royal signet ring.

03.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only there was a sign, preferably with a page count of at least 350, that Naomi Klein was sympathetic to "left wing populist" brand bigots.

bsky.app/profile/naom...

03.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I could swear I remember getting corpse camped in Stranglethorn Vale by someone in a guild named "Epic Fury".

28.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is deeply embarrassing for us as a country. It's bad now and will inevitably look worse hour by hour. Is our government run by people actually stupid or bloodthirsty enough to think this will work out? Or are they just *that* afraid of annoying the US?

28.02.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one serious problem with A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is that it's good enough to make me consider finally watching A Game of Thrones despite knowing this will end up being a very poor use of a lot my time.

26.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A crowd of leprechauns fleeing the Juggernaut and Black Tom Cassidy. One clutches her leprechaun baby to her chest.

Captions read: "It began about a month ago when Black Tom Cassidy tricked his way back into this castle that had once been his home. He brought Juggernaut in with him! Ye can guess what happened next."

A crowd of leprechauns fleeing the Juggernaut and Black Tom Cassidy. One clutches her leprechaun baby to her chest. Captions read: "It began about a month ago when Black Tom Cassidy tricked his way back into this castle that had once been his home. He brought Juggernaut in with him! Ye can guess what happened next."

The people cry out for the Juggernaut menacing the Leprechauns who live in his boyfriend's childhood castle.

09.02.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Juggernaut punching the ground with a dramatic "SHOK!" sound effect, demanding that Nightcrawler "Stand still, you impish jackrabbit!".

Juggernaut punching the ground with a dramatic "SHOK!" sound effect, demanding that Nightcrawler "Stand still, you impish jackrabbit!".

People argue back and forth over whether Krakoa should have stuck around or if X-Men comics need a school.

But I think we can all agree that what modern X-Men comics are really missing is the Juggernaut calling people "impish jackrabbits."

09.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Two whippets wearing coats in the snow at the lake.

Two whippets wearing coats in the snow at the lake.

Little is known about about the elusive Canadian Arctic Whippet. Where do they get their sporty coats? Who is the best girl?

04.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs.

The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesiveβ€”because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about β€œWestern civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs. The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesiveβ€”because of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about β€œWestern civilization,” while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significantβ€”though not finalβ€”victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

27.01.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 12113 πŸ” 4027 πŸ’¬ 266 πŸ“Œ 435

Fuck this is such a devastating point. It was bad enough when Dawkins et al were ummasked as the shitfilled misogynist Islamophobes they are, but the reaction to that has been so fucking depressing. People now act like atheism, in itself, is both cringe and right wing. And so fundamentalism rises.

31.12.2025 07:33 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pluribus is impressively committed to making sure the viewer knows its protagonist is, and was long before the death of her wife and end of the world, the absolute fucking worst.

16.12.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Commands of Jesus for His Bride According to the Gospel of John: The Woman at the Well - The Salvation Army USA | Southern Territory Jesus invites this woman to find her true identity in Him. He invites her to find her true self, the self He intended for her all along.. The Salvation Army USA | The Official Southern Territory Websi...

Here's a link to the full article if you'd like to see more of how the Salvation Army talks about queer people when they think only insiders are listening.

southernusa.salvationarmy.org/uss/news/com...

16.12.2025 11:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
One of the most insidious and dominating ways he does this in today’s culture is through the perversion of human sexuality. Satan has convinced people that to find their identity, they must follow every sexual proclivity, love whichever gender they want, and even harm their own bodies to look like a different sex to be the truest version of themselves. The rise of homosexuality, transgenderism, pornography, fornication, and other sexual immorality has become the β€œend all be all” of identity today.

One of the most insidious and dominating ways he does this in today’s culture is through the perversion of human sexuality. Satan has convinced people that to find their identity, they must follow every sexual proclivity, love whichever gender they want, and even harm their own bodies to look like a different sex to be the truest version of themselves. The rise of homosexuality, transgenderism, pornography, fornication, and other sexual immorality has become the β€œend all be all” of identity today.

'Tis the season for the Salvation Army's We're Not Bigots Anymore PR blitz. Looking at their public facing material, you might start to believe them.

So in the festive spirit, have a 2024 SalvationArmy.org article on how trans and gay people are one of Satan's "most insidious and dominating" plots.

16.12.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

"Jen Gerson interviews Ross Douthat" is the worst sentence ever typed by human hands.

26.11.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

From personal experience I can say accessing gate-kept accommodation of that kind is often a nightmare. Once you *do* get permission to use the tool you need to function, being visibly singled out as the one learning disabled student in a class is also a real bad time.

21.11.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to consider the possibility that AppleTV produced an entirely different Slow Horses and are streaming it exclusively to me, because I seem to be the only person on Earth who thinks this show is terrible.

11.11.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

this is the funniest synopsis of The Last Church i have ever read

07.11.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Apocalypse World: Burned Over The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.

Here We GO! Come along, my dearies!
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06.11.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 412 πŸ” 247 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 91

The Heavenly Office of Legal Counsel would like to remind the public that the official term for what Dick Cheney is currently experiencing is β€œenhanced repentance.”

04.11.2025 12:31 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Night Road is one of my favorite games, full stop. I've played it like a half dozen times on my phone and loved every single one. Up there with BG3 in terms of replicating the joy of playing a specific tabletop game

02.11.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When β€œCan we have a trade deal?” pivots on β€œDo you have a kids menu?”

30.10.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Damn, who could have predicted that the guy who sneered at "identity politics," boosted Tulsi Gabbard, and was happy to go on Rogan would be a big fan of this Nazi too?

21.10.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Ironsworn: Starforged - Shawn Tomkin | DriveThruRPG The Sci-Fi Evolution of the Ironsworn RPG is Here! In Ironsworn: Starforged, you are a spaceborne hero sworn to undertake perilous quests. You will explore uncharted space, unravel the secrets of a my...

Ironsworn: Starforged is the deal of the day at @drivethrurpg.com! Save 50% on this spacefaring evolution of the Ironsworn #ttrpg. Supports solo, co-op, and guided play, and includes a massive array of random generators for a universe of adventure and peril.

www.drivethrurpg.com/product/391653

20.10.2025 15:30 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

I have no idea if it's any good, but someone *did* create the "Wyvern Mk.1" for MSFS 2024

16.10.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What part of Bari Weiss' career suggests she "clearly knows how to cover [...] news"?

12.10.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apropos of something deeply silly: there is nothing on this Earth more obnoxious than deliberately using a word in a way no other human being has ever done and then doing a smug little dance when people judge your words by their plain English meaning.

26.09.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is unfair for Christianity to keep promising a day where God kidnaps all the worst people you know and then not delivering.

23.09.2025 14:46 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0