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THERAPIST IN THE STREETS* HORROR WRITER IN THE SHEETS** #cleveland #ohio https://linktr.ee/kanpaimf *not -yr- therapist***, ofc, no clinical advice here buckaroo **paper ***if I am/was, no follow backsies for at -least- 2 yrs post discharge, thems rules

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I know it isn't the only indicator of health, but I hit 188 down from 215 & I'm proud of the #weightloss. No GLPs ($) or gym (lazy). It's all been minor dietary swaps, especially no takeaway or soda (ILY Fuji Spindrift) A year ago, my body would shut me down mid-day and I was pre-diabetic. So yay!

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This. I came of age during the Oil Wars and I can tell you nobody gives sloppy toppy to war criminals quite like the media (and I do not just mean Fox News, etc)

03.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't Knock The Hustle: These Are A Few Of My Favorite AEW Things It has been said that I don't give AEW enough praise. Well, allow me to fix that by talking about some of my favorite AEW things.

wrestlingheadlines.com/cant-knock-t...

02.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tony’s just mad enough to let her do it!

01.03.2026 08:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have collectively just been informed that most of the darkest conspiracy shit possible you’ve feared isn’t only true, but integral to the very functionality of the modern dystopian world.

They are literally starting #WW3 in a bid to distract from being exposed as child fuckers. That’s the game.

01.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Original crystal Xbox hooked up to Sony PVM CRT TV with DOOM 3 on screen.

Original crystal Xbox hooked up to Sony PVM CRT TV with DOOM 3 on screen.

DOOM 3 on a CRT is calling me.

28.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1139 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 6

We previously made a version of this post erroneously identifying famed NJPW referee Red Shoes as the voice of the timekeeper. We sincerely regret the error and send our apologies to Mr. Shoes.

28.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idea: Timer for #therapy sessions w/voice of #NJPW announcer Makato Abe, to keep both therapist and client on track.

Client: β€œβ€¦and that’s why I can’t stand the self checkout! I mean, they just..”

Abe: β€œTWENTY! TWENTY MINUTE PASS!”

Therapist: β€œMhm. I want to circle back to your Dad..”

#wrestlesky

28.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a dum dum because I like this gif and want to download it but can't figure out how lol

27.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The move IMO is for the Khans to buy Triller/Fite and make it the home of AEW. It also gives them ownership of the defacto epicenter of independent wrestling.

I say this with all my zero business acumen and zero billions of dollars.

27.02.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Mafia wives, one and all, who didn’t want to know how the gabagool was made.

24.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a therapist and the space is absolutely lousy with trainings you can pay an arm and a leg for to add letters to your name and be β€œcertified” to do a new One Weird Trick.

Meanwhile everything we know about why therapy actually works comes down to the relationship between therapist and client.

24.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THEKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

22.02.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really want him to win.

If he doesn’t, I bet it’s because he gets in the middle of his feud w/ Kenny and Swerve costs him in Texas Death.

This gives him an out to the stip at some point.

19.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that Swerve is full heel:

2026:
-Hanger d. MJF
-Will d. Hanger (goes heel to do it)
-Swerve d. Will

2027:
-Kenny d. Swerve
-Kenny retains in Okada/Omega VI

19.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m half a degenerate but I don’t walk around calling myself Reverend, if that helps.

17.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, the β€œinfluential men must be given passes for absolute dogshit behavior” stance, which has served us SO well to date.

It was a bad concept when the Catholics slapped a cross on it and called it β€œbuying indulgences,” and it’s a bad theory now.

17.02.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect enough to have not had sex scandals or firing people because they were not straight.

17.02.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Clinton and Harris were both terrible neoliberal candidates. I have my concerns about AOC but I do think she’d at least make an honest effort to push forward some improved safety net changes. Plus, she’d inspire a younger demo to vote early and often, which is the death knell for the RNC.

16.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO SIR

SHE CAN MAKE ME WORSE ❀️ ☒️

15.02.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

METAL GEAR COUCH?!

15.02.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bruv I *wish* I spoke in handshakes and back room deals instead of underpaid labor and past dues.

14.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an absolute Trek casual, I enjoyed the first two Abrams Trek movies.

The third one was such incredible dogshit it killed the franchise. Fumble.

And I’m a Star Wars guy so I know a thing or three about watching a franchise you love turn into a content mill.

14.02.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

11.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 7506 πŸ” 1455 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 43

The wife and I were watching and when Thekla was whipping the hell out of Stat I was like, β€œIT SHOULDA BEEN ME! TAG ME IN, STAT DADDY, TAKE THE NIGHT OFF BABEH,” and she nodded her head in approval.

I love my wife very much.

08.02.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran isn’t our pet ethnostate.

07.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know we hate a gerontocracy but fuck it, run this woman.

07.02.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bUt yOuLl gEt a WrEsTlEmAnIa mOmEnT

How many times is this going to repeat itself before talent stops thinking they will be the exception?

07.02.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just wish the shirt was a tinge more Sega inspired!

06.02.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing stuff online about the fuck ICE chant at AEW where people are like "wow I can't believe that happened with a pro wrestling audience" and I always forget how askew people's perception of the average modern pro wrestling fan is

05.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2