PANEL 1: A FRIEND showing MATTIE a big canvas.
FRIEND: Hey check out this art i bought. I think it's incredible.
MATTIE: Uhh. What is it?
PANEL 2: reverse shot, you can see it's just an enormous black dot on a canvas.
FRIEND: It's the aggregate of all human creative output, in the totality of recorded history, averaged out and then printed on this canvas!
PANEL 3: Shot from panel 1. MATTIE just kind of stares at the friend.
FRIEND: I can see you think I'm stupid. Would an IDIOT spend 14 billion dollars on it? Hmm?
FRIEND: Would an IDIOT have been MOVED TO TEARS by this?
PANEL 4: Same shot, two people walk by, looking amazed.
P1: Wow, the computers are getting so good!
P2: We'll be replaced any day now!
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09.03.2026 13:48
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i think this has always been the plan, but the start of trump 2 gave them a window of opportunity with the full backing of the US, so they’ve been getting a bit extravagant with it
09.03.2026 13:53
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two boxes of fp4
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#fp4party
09.03.2026 13:48
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yeah no i don't think we should be helping them in the middle east under any circumstances
09.03.2026 13:32
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his father was in thatcher’s cabinet!
09.03.2026 12:46
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the way interventionists are trying to make them pawns in this is really creepy and irresponsible
09.03.2026 12:40
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and how exactly is bombing the shit out of them going to achieve that?
09.03.2026 12:16
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go away
09.03.2026 11:19
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This is a landscape watercolour painting of a field.
#watercolour #painting #northsomerset #art #watercolorOnPapet #tradart
09.03.2026 00:22
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are these progressives in the room with us now?
09.03.2026 09:52
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ok i know it’s a seriously tight race but i really think lindsey graham might be the biggest piece of shit on earth right now
08.03.2026 22:07
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i don't really think they're trying to false flag though, more like it's just part of the trolling
08.03.2026 21:48
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these cunts travel all round the country doing this, i've seen them at multiple london protests too. their whole thing is trying to provoke people into getting physical then they run to the cops. all to farm content, it's pathetic
08.03.2026 21:45
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yup. unfortunately for them the israelis have kinda worn out that particular excuse at this point
08.03.2026 21:10
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anyone who claims some uncertainty about who bombed that school is faking it. an iranian misfire would never cause that much damage, and in any case why would there be a second strike, never mind at the same time the US hit the irgc base next door? it's beyond credulity
08.03.2026 20:22
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that's going to be difficult when the US continually lies about what those issues are
08.03.2026 18:40
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this isn't all of it (a lot is just hate and greed), but for a lot of people it's really hard to admit you were conned, once you've bought in. psychologically it's easier to just keep doubling down. they're basically like those people who go bankrupt sending the nigerian prince check after check
08.03.2026 16:20
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whereas you treat it like your own personal spank bank
08.03.2026 16:07
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Both the US and US governments insisted, that the war on Iraq was necessary to keep our populations safe, maintain our prosperity and defend and uphold our sacred values. Two decades on, nothing has improved, everything is measurably worse, and those values have been trashed by our own governments.
08.03.2026 13:32
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if we're counting people killed by proxy america has certainly killed many many times more iranians, most of them civilians
08.03.2026 14:06
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pedestrians walk past brightly lit chinese restaurant at night
feng shui inn
📷minolta repo-s
🎞️kodak vision3 500t ahu/bellini c-41/push 1
📍chinatown
#filmphotography #streetphotography #halfframe
08.03.2026 11:02
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dark, grainy, blurry photo of man looking in window of karaoke bar while eating from takeout box
karaoke flash sale
📷minolta repo-s
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📍chinatown
#filmphotography #streetphotography #b&w
08.03.2026 11:01
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art deco styled building reflecting other buildings in its windows
reflect 3
📷seagull df/haiou-64 58mm f2
🎞️shanghai gp3/bellini rdl
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#filmphotography #streetphotography #b&w
08.03.2026 10:59
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Takhini River Bridge
Fuji GW680III
Reflx Labs Pan 400
The Yukon
08.03.2026 07:58
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if only there were some people who worked in the media or something who could have pushed back on that sort of framing
08.03.2026 10:48
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i'm genuinely fascinated by the extent to which uk political elites are all in on the iran war, furious that the government isn't gung ho, while the polling is very clear that the public want to stay out of it.
08.03.2026 10:36
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they are scum individually, sure, but i have a hard time believing it wasn't set up with leadership in advance, to have the fewest number of safe dems necessary to block it
08.03.2026 06:31
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literally her entire job
08.03.2026 00:55
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i think it's a fair reflection of the state of things that i genuinely wondered if it might be real
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