@evitabergstad
Tall and gangly Norwegian silly sausage. Illustrator, content designer and literary critic. She/her. 33. I also need to stress that in my profile picture, my face is covered in glue. Please don't call me for your next stag do.
The untapped potential in Hannibal’s sixth finger is deadass sending me to Mars!
I may have gotten cunfused about which hand is his special one, don’t come for me.
Quick-ish doodle in Procreate.
#hannibal #nbchannibal #hannigram #hannigramfanart #madsmikkelsen #hughdancy #bryanfuller
Same image as previously posted, different background colour. The red is unavoidable.
Favourite husbands ♡
#hannibal #hannigram #murderhusbands #eattherude #bryanfuller #procreate
Not a day goes by where I don’t think about these beautiful assholes!
#hannigram #hannibal #murderhusbands
Dear scammers,
How thick and deprived of self-awareness do you think I am?!
Eat a bag of dicks.
Sincerely,
sexy baby
See, THIS is why humanity invented Photohop ♡
Golden oldie from the archives of 2018. I have NO IDEA WHY I MADE THIS but I approve of this spur of insanity.
#art #menstruationfairy #tamponexpress #watercolour
Happy new year! May this picture of me as a 4 year old aspiring, tormented artist bring you joy and inspiration. If you have access to a small child, please provide them with a paint brush and a wall as soon as possible.
Respectfully - what the fuck ❤️
old man: AWW WHAT AN ADORABLE NEW BABY. LET'S CUT THE TIP OF ITS PENIS OFF IT'LL BE OK CUZ BABIES CAN'T FEEL PAIN. *daughter approaches*: FATHER ONE OF MY EGGS MAY HAVE BEEN FERTILIZED AND I WANT TO GET RID OF IT old man:... HAVE YOU CONSIDERED HOW THE BABY WOULD FEEL, PSYCHO?!!
HAHA! I support this!
HAHA! ♡ I mean, it's how he tasted food, so why would he not?!
Thank you ever so much ♡ They are the adorablest!
The Wall Scene - if I’d had a fucken say in it.
Mlem!
#whowouldn’t #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #ineffableidiots #crowley #aziraphale #procreate #digitalalrt #art
Mix up at the hair colourist… 😳
IT’S ALMOST TIIIIIIIIIME AAAAAH!!!
Immensely excited about them starting shooting in January!
#goodomens #davidtennant #michaelsheen #ineffable #go3 #aziraphale #crowley #art #digitalart #procreate
To be fair, this pretty much covers our collective, annual rage every March, April and sometimes May. I don’t even know if any of us can truly justify living here anymore, at this point. Delulu <3
#comic #cartoon #art #comicstrip #norwegianspring #northernnorway
Was INSANELY bored at this year's Christmas conference.
Did I doodle for 7 hours? Yes. Did that result in me not paying any sort of attention for 7 hours? Also yes.
Please enjoy some bored-ridden ballpoint pen-doodles. David Pen-nant, if you will.
#doodles #penart #davidtennant #art #scetch
Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.
A pencil black-and-grey illustration of a young girl standing with her arms crossed next to a protective brown bear, standing on it's hind legs.
My old cover for my master thesis in 2018: "Uncovering the Obscene in Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita and John Irving’s The Hotel New Hampshire – A Critical Analysis of Cultural Divisions".
If only Lolita had Susie the bear.
#masterthesis #illustration #pencilillustration #johnirving #nabokov #lolita
A little throwback to 2021 when I did one of my first ever proper digital portraits as a Christmas present for a friend, ordered by his wife. It took for fecking ever, but I've been hooked ever since.
#digitalart #portrait #art #photoshop #commission
If you haven't seen Oddity yet, I highly recommend it. Chilling, thoroughly scary and unique, in a good way!
Denial is a river in Egypt. 2020 was a wild ride.
#cartoon #comic #pandemic #digitalart #art #procreate #covid
I was just asked to show ID for buying a bottle of wine. I'm 33.
No one talk to me, I feel way too young and invincible at the moment.
Caricature of Ingvild Kjerkol and Sandra Borch sneaklily copying documents in a dark copy room.
Meanwhile, our politicians are busy stealing sunglasses, making stupid errors on their taxes and caught plagiarising on their master theses.
At least it's not rape, election subversion or falsifying business records...
#caricature #digitalart #procreate #Norwegianpolitics #plagiarising
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
(Me whenever anyone asks me anything these days. I'm in the middle of my exams, please help)
The one thing I miss the least from my years as a barmaid, is customers I want to slap.
Have a cup of Earl Grey, you twat.
#comic #cartoon #barmaid #digitalart #procreate
This one probably doesn't even require translation for non-Norwegian speakers.
I hate these e-scooters so much, they truly bring out my inner Karen.
#procreate #e-scootersareevil #pleaseuseyourlegs #art #comic #cartoon
We got both kinds, we got country and western ♡
😭
Digitally drawn portrait of a smiling middle aged man with tattoos on his arms, wearing a light blue t-shirt.
Got to draw my friend's diploma for his outstanding work for the neighbourhood community. Tattoos drawn from memory, thank you for asking 😐
#art #digitalart #procreate #diploma #mylittlepony