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Jon Aldric

@viennabeef.social

Mayor of that one gym mirror on FourSquare six-time divorcee of @thomcb88.bsky.social not associated with Vienna Beef

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Outlook: your drafts folder is full. Please clear out unneeded documents.

My drafts folder: 999,999 unsents reading “if you can’t do your job without ai you aren’t competent enough to be here.”

06.03.2026 16:44 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A happy Burn-In-Hell-Kristi-Noem to all who celebrate!

05.03.2026 21:50 👍 65 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t forget Kalshi ads to bet on match and military outcomes!

05.03.2026 15:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Last night I had a dream that I was an elevator in an apartment building and I got to listen to small talk. An example:

💁‍♂️ did you know there’s a type of section called C section?

💁‍♀️ what stuff do they keep in that section I wonder?

💁‍♂️ I only read the headline. I haven’t gotten that far yet.

04.03.2026 16:55 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a brand to uphold.

04.03.2026 15:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mostly was thinking about how skeeted it from the same room as you and you were incredibly concerned about why I said it because nothing bad was happening to you in that moment.

04.03.2026 15:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was just thinking about this skeet! Thank you, sister. 😘

04.03.2026 15:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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😊🙂

04.03.2026 15:41 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To shut the fuck up? Constantly

04.03.2026 15:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This dog?

04.03.2026 15:39 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Morning!

04.03.2026 15:25 👍 191 🔁 2 💬 15 📌 0

I will scream through it but I will give this a try.

03.03.2026 22:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

1. I find variables to be unintuitive to work with and

2. It appears that Figma has a hard time holding onto overrides at this level even with defined variables at play. So when I set a folder to contract and then expand, it goes back to the component placeholder text.

03.03.2026 22:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Create a three layered nested file/folder tree in which any file or folder could be selected or not as an active/inactive filter.

03.03.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I refuse to use AI to solve this but holy fucking shit I hate prototyping in Figma. What a fucking joke.

03.03.2026 21:55 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Oh fuck. Daylight savings time is this weekend I’m gonna nuttttttttttttt

03.03.2026 21:31 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Pokémon Lazarus

03.03.2026 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes and yes

03.03.2026 21:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Expert multitasker in zoom meetings.

03.03.2026 21:12 👍 90 🔁 0 💬 11 📌 0

Actually seriously seriously: every time the federal government cites God as a policy justification, tax the fucking church.

Maybe if Jesus-freaks actually had to pay for their malignant influence on government they’d shut the fuck up.

03.03.2026 20:32 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Telling my HR Block nerd to deduct the cost of war from my federal taxes since this is apparently a religious function, not a state one.

03.03.2026 20:01 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

There’s a product manager at Apple who is collecting 350k a year and hasn’t pushed an update in a decade at least.

03.03.2026 16:55 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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02.03.2026 17:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Babe. What.

02.03.2026 17:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ooooh thanks for the tip

02.03.2026 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That bitch is getting shot if she tries to enter my home. I don't know her I don't trust her.

02.03.2026 16:18 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With alt txt

(Please always include alt text on screenshots and photos!)

02.03.2026 15:47 👍 49 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 0

My new special interest is Hue Lights and the massive debt I'm going into to make my house rainbow.

02.03.2026 16:11 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0

ParBO Max +: the one to watch (Discovery TLC VH12)

02.03.2026 14:59 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Me and my high school English teacher

02.03.2026 02:21 👍 116 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0