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@captainacab.airbud.website

not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6

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those companies you’ve never heard of but they say they’ve been around since 1929 in their commercial

06.03.2026 03:37 👍 49 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0

jumping for 30 minutes straight to no avail

06.03.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what do you mean i can’t grind for levels or run around for 2 hours collecting the best gear to trivialize every area and boss????

06.03.2026 03:06 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

lion king aladdin god run

06.03.2026 03:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all the levels were bullshit in their own way lmao; the fucking gorilla level my god

06.03.2026 03:01 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

aladdin is just as bad fucking hell the magic carpet level

06.03.2026 02:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the bullshit hyenas in the last level before scar too the bullshit hyenas in the last level before scar too the bullshit hyenas in the last level before scar too the bullshit hyenas in the last level before scar too the bullshit hyenas in the last level before scar too the bullshit hyenas in the las

06.03.2026 02:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the stampede level fuck the sta

06.03.2026 02:57 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

it’s fucking infuriating

06.03.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

just 30 minutes of this game would kill your average dark souls min-maxxer

06.03.2026 02:54 👍 49 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 0

hello, I am julio markwayne. honestly you have a lovely profile

06.03.2026 02:25 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

and they said infinite renewable energy was impossible

06.03.2026 02:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

columbo and isaac chotiner stuck in a forever loop

06.03.2026 01:09 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

marky “markwayne” berg

06.03.2026 02:22 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

markwayne mullin sounds like an npc you would meet and eventually have to put down in red dead redemption

05.03.2026 20:13 👍 286 🔁 39 💬 8 📌 6

Bram Stoker’s White Chicks

05.03.2026 19:15 👍 181 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 0

A lot of you are saying pretty negative stuff about Markwayne but I respect the man for writing Tom Sawyer

05.03.2026 18:53 👍 924 🔁 62 💬 41 📌 4

the usual suspects plus one lol

06.03.2026 01:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meadowmarklemon Mullin

06.03.2026 01:22 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Markwaynemikejohngeorgemichael Mullin

05.03.2026 21:26 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

I played a game with my friend called “New York Times headline or Something My Ass Wrote” and he lost

05.03.2026 01:52 👍 248 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0

chewing on ice as it cracks my tooth in a seductive way

05.03.2026 01:58 👍 100 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0
A comment on an Instagram post in all caps: KRISTI NOEM IS A BIRD LEGGED HOE

A comment on an Instagram post in all caps: KRISTI NOEM IS A BIRD LEGGED HOE

the revolution takes many forms

25.01.2026 15:59 👍 621 🔁 113 💬 13 📌 6

in another life, we're a pair of orcas sinking yachts

05.03.2026 21:45 👍 58 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

hell hath no fury like a bluesky moderator or staff member who’s been slightly offended

05.03.2026 23:55 👍 119 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 0
05.03.2026 23:49 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

I just read this to my 17yo gamer kid and he literally shriek-laughed and it hurt my ear LMAO

05.03.2026 23:05 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Professor Yurabay from i think you should leave, he’s looking at the camera kinda of shamefully but also a little proud of himself that he just housed dylan’s burger down at Grahams Lorelai Lounge

Professor Yurabay from i think you should leave, he’s looking at the camera kinda of shamefully but also a little proud of himself that he just housed dylan’s burger down at Grahams Lorelai Lounge

BREAKING: Jack in the Box CEO houses his former students burger in a new ad campaign for the Big Jack Pineapple Burger

05.03.2026 17:50 👍 56 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

never trust a man with two first names, two last names, and, most sinister of all, indecisive parents

05.03.2026 22:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i heard a dog just got put down over at the DHS and kristi noem is involved

05.03.2026 18:50 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1