And we'll find out when he wins a *second medal*.
This is excellent television even if you haven't seen the earlier seasons.
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And we'll find out when he wins a *second medal*.
This is excellent television even if you haven't seen the earlier seasons.
They didn't have to mention that he was a bi athlete. Totally irrelevant.
And Ringo!
According to my sources, the FBI was initially open to a concurrent investigation with the MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension (the state agency that would do this investigation).
Trumpy U.S. Attorney Daniel Rosen heard about this and intervened, barring the FBI from cooperating with local police.
Sounds like there's a 2026 resolution in there somewhere...
"Work in Eater, Serious Eats, the BBC, Bon App, etc." needs an update! So glad to see you on Defector, Liz... absolutely made my day.
I've gifted the article to a dozen people so far. And I'm going to Paypal you for old times sake!
I spent $900 at 1587 Prime so you don’t have to.
There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.
TELL ME ABOUT THE BRIDGE MEGATRON
Music fixes one of these!
Grok (complimentary): To understand via empathy
Grok (derisively): Elon's Mecha-Hitler
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."
Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Love it!
This is just an end-around to identify future employees who might increase insurance premiums...
"Yes, AND..."
Hell yeah, brother
one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be
Yes, but what about The Hunger Games? A bunch of those kids got shot with arrows. Really makes you think.
Me: (complaining about my upcoming colonoscopy for the eleventh time today)
My wife: My god, you make it sound like nuts are your life!
Me (Goes out to garage, gets in car, shuts door, turns on radio) whispering: Deez nuts.
Me: Do you ever think it's weird that in marriage you woo some attractive person away from their friends and family, and then basically keep them in the same building as you for the next fifty years?
My wife: What the fuck...
My wife said "Neuro-plasticity".
And then I said: Man, I knew him when he was "Neurotic Plastic City"...
Woman discovers her neighbor's corgi was sneaking onto her property at night - to ride her pony!
thinking about drake watching the world series and hearing the big organ play the tune from the song calling him a pedophile
An Arnold Palmer is also a beverage, so you have to be real specific which one you are ordering...
Missed opportunity to call it Dr. On-the-sea...
