Jon Hegglund

that was my Big Book I've Been Putting Off Forever to read last summer

friends with bombefits

yeah but will markwayne mullin be sneaking away for nooners with corey lewandowski in the austin powers plane

the iron law of department chairs: the only ones you trust are the ones who don't want the job, and vice versa

(and having served in that role once upon a time, neither is enough to make it worthwhile)

the pertinent questions! yes to both, but the dean is always trying to claw those back

the weeknd

ladies and gentlemen, the daniel craig

folks in my department would come to blows over NOT being assistant "department head" (because that person is in charge of the scheduling)

benoit benjamin, ready to serve

was not ready for the marc maron heel turn

it is driving me crazy too

it's so many of them that the thought of holding all of them to account becomes unthinkable, so it just...happens

the marlins, clearly

this was fun, but we got a little punchy at the end

damn, Boob catching strays

rude!

headline reading “What Iran did to cause the Dow to plunge nearly 800 points”

“what Iran did”

I want to be clear: whenever I defend spokane on here that is definitely not inclusive of spokane valley, which is like all of the racism of coeur d’alene but none of the decent restaurants

you would need at least twenty seasons to get through my arya stark list

even though I’ve long since stopped caring about the Oscars if Wagner Fucking Moura doesn’t win I will throw things

Tânia Maria and Robério Diógenes, also incredible

finally got around to O Agente Secreto this week and it is equal parts ominous and big-hearted and funny and terrifying. the framing device introduced halfway into the film pays off incredibly at the end. with Bacurau and now this, Mendonça Filho is doing s-tier work these days

have a date to watch citizen kane with my 14 yo budding film enthusiast son this weekend

jealous that you got to watch this for the first time in 2026

let’s go employment!

I had a life-altering teacher freshman and senior years (same teacher, rip Joan Owen). basically the most influential person in my life, personally and intellectually

hs english teachers ftw

I would rather be overpaid than have my mind numbed

all I can think of is the fun that Mr. Garvey the substitute teacher would have with "Markwayne"

look, if you hit .667 you'd be in the HALL OF FAME

american version: clod