Plenty of hotels have ghosts but only our hotel has yodeling ghosts
06.03.2026 04:56
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With any luck, we'll finally be replacing the trough urinals this summer.
05.03.2026 02:03
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We’re hiring in all departments, unless your name is Jayden. We have too many Jaydens and frankly we’re tired of them.
03.03.2026 20:14
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A friendly Riverside reminder: March 8th is the last day to redeem your hoof and mouth vouchers from The Incident.
03.03.2026 17:32
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How many jackpots will you hit before the world ends?
03.03.2026 06:09
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Has your cryptocurrency portfolio collapsed? No worries, our penny slots now accept Bitcoin.
03.03.2026 05:01
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The health department says the hair we fished out of the omelet bar "couldn't possibly be human."
02.03.2026 04:03
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Fun fact: more 70s sitcom cast members have died here than at any other casino resort in the US.
01.03.2026 19:01
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Gambling is all about balance. We win some, you lose some. And if we win a lot, you get some discounted tater tots.
01.03.2026 05:17
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We are seriously regretting submitting a bid to host the 2040 Olympics.
28.02.2026 06:22
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Disneyland may have that Main Street lights parade but that doesn’t come close to the Hoover County Meat Parade.
27.02.2026 06:25
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Drop by the VIP Lounge to choose from today's selection of vaccinations
26.02.2026 02:39
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Every so often I write something that makes people who think this is a real casino very angry.
24.02.2026 01:36
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River Side Trivia: Our fabled feral cats were originally pressed into service in 1986 to deal with with an infestation of mice. We released the mice in 1985 to solve our roach problem. Now the roaches? That's an interesting story...
25.02.2026 23:22
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Bankruptcy is never fun... Unless it’s “Bankruptcy! The Slot Machine,” where you can strike it rich with a row of Chapter 11’s.
25.02.2026 17:52
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Times are hard for everyone. The river witch is offering deep discounts on feet.
23.02.2026 22:38
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Putting a Canadian quarter in one of our slot machines is considered an act of war.
23.02.2026 18:13
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Some would say having a portal to the netherworld in the sauna is a problem, but we look at it as an opportunity.
22.02.2026 22:39
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Condolences to the family of Pit Boss Barry Kreisman, who ironically died after falling into a spike pit.
22.02.2026 19:17
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Reminder: we can't properly clean up crime scenes if you people keep stealing our good hotel room towels.
21.02.2026 17:37
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Remember that crocodile guy Steve Irwin? Our CFO owns three of his bones.
24.11.2024 23:24
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Our salon does not do weird things with your hair trimmings after you leave. They just do the normal things with it.
20.02.2026 19:31
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Word of caution, that’s not a Ronnie James Dio hologram in the lounge, it’s actually his poltergeist.
20.02.2026 04:02
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We should never have summoned the groundhog’s shadow. It continues to grow and has consumed the east wing. Save yourselves.
20.02.2026 00:49
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We're not sure why Christmas music is still playing in Conference Room 6.
19.02.2026 00:17
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A lot of people gamble just for the pleasure of it. Winning isn't even important to them. If you're one of those people, why not book a 3-night stay at River Side Casino?
18.02.2026 17:05
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Flamingos are terrible gamblers. The standing on one leg thing is a horrible tell.
18.02.2026 02:32
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The flamingos on loan from @greenevillezoo.bsky.social have racked up $45,000 in casino credit.
18.02.2026 02:01
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Our croupier Margo Chandler is no longer afraid of the number 14.
17.02.2026 21:31
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