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[ She/Her ] β€” 3D Generalist & Technical Artist Occasional VTuber & Witchy Shieldmaiden Perpetually Tired β€” [ https://valkyria.me ] πŸ”ž - [Minors DNI]

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Latest posts by your local shieldmaiden 🐍 @mei.valkyria.me

its also a ME D:

17.02.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sayo can do WHO

17.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wait

WHAT

13.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

briefly thought you liquified your cheese fries

12.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ronald McDonald being informed by a cabal of lawyers at McDonald's HQ that he has to go into hiding and 'lay low' in the wake of the 2016 Murder Clown sightings.

13.10.2023 15:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

tell dr cookie i appreciate it, ad give many a headpat πŸ₯°

12.02.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yknow, i worked REAL hard in therapy to fight the urge to disappear from the face of the earth because it was an unhealthy coping mechanism, but recent internet related news is making it increasingly hard to not just walk right into the ocean ngl

10.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

was very much as case of "i already had this laying around", but yeah, ideally i'd go IDE to SSD

09.02.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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todays project - install an IDE to SD adapter in my imac g3. heresy? a little bit. helps with longetivity? 100%.

08.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Family, uck"

yeah honestly

08.02.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

honey, theyre all luls

02.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Phillip Banks.
Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

26.01.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Take back ownership of your music.

#OwnYourMusic #iPod

28.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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straight fukn deadlockin in πŸ”΄

www.twitch.tv/SHIELDMEIDUNN

28.01.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

being an adult is playing animal crossing, seeing a lost item on the ground and going "not my problem right now, I gotta pay my bills"

28.01.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaaand for those not in the know (which is surprisingly common) - Commander Keen's real name is William "Billy Blaze" Joseph Blazkowicz II. Named after his grandfather, B.J. Blazkowicz - from Wolfenstein. He's also the grandfather of DOOM-Guy, whose real name is William Joseph Blazkowicz III.

28.01.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really wish ID Software would pick up the Commander Keen franchise again. Not just because they're fun games but because they're, to many peoples surprise, essential to the lore of DOOM and Wolfenstein but have been delegated to small easter eggs in either series.

28.01.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think..." (Soldier Voice Lines)
"Do not do it! Do not even think about doing it! Do not even think..." (Soldier Voice Lines) YouTube video by Team Fortress 2 - All Sounds

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcu1...

28.01.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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unsubtle

22.01.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 987 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Is it bad that the presence of pridescape merch during the Presentation actually filled me with some hope for the summer?

21.01.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eh he hee he

18.01.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely didn’t realize this was a render at first glance, great job!

18.01.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Office Is Dead’—Microsoft Decision Confuses 400 Million Users What's going on with Microsoft Office? The internet is confused and it's "getting worse." Now Microsoft has responded to the backlash.

ok but this one is not far from happening since Microsoft DID kill Office and rebranded it to Copilot 365 just like a week ago lmao www.forbes.com/sites/zakdof...

18.01.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

inherited wealth, though. No matter how many gay kisses you give the villagers, you’re still a 1%’er at the end of the day.

18.01.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stardew Valley lets you live the ultimate fantasy - owning a house

18.01.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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that's definitely one of the descriptions of all time

10.01.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
cool guys giving u a ciggie

cool guys giving u a ciggie

keep fighting

19.12.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 3412 πŸ” 1242 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 22
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24.12.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loyalty is being stabbed in the heart, and, despite the pain and the life draining from your eyes, still loving the person holding the knife.

05.01.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BITCH dropped a TORMENTED SYNAPSE!! SOLD that SHIT so fast, the GRAND EXCHANGE turned into a CRATER!! SIXTY NINE MIL, STRAIGHT to my GUILINOR BANK - no PIN, no STRONGHOLD of SECURITY!! SCAMS cant GET to ME!! Im level ONE HUNDRED and TWENTY SIX!! THIS SHIT aint NOTHIN to ME MAN!!

15.05.2025 04:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0