Amy Ash

who up growing a new proboscis

A chrysalis with visible wing lines forming inside

wing alert wing alert 🚨 🚨🚨

Tobias fünke portraits where he’s wearing four different outfits - professor, doctor, tennis player, and leather + ball gag

kristi noem running the department of homeland security

Tough week! Gotta get done a ton of stuff tomorrow, but right now my brain is fried.

If you have questions about my areas of expertise (writing, comics, photography, organizing, politics?), I'll try to answer!

lol you can get the full effect on mute

I hope Ted lasso season 4 is about a Scottish premiership coach just fucking breaking the spirit of an earnest NFL team

I just preordered 100 lumpia to bring to a friend’s house, I’m riding high, I am the richest person on earth in the only way that matters

naming a character markwayne and your editor hits you with “that’s an anti white caricature”

If your name is Markwayne you better be an American guy in a Japanese video game, insanely good at baseball, or both

My dog weirdly watching me with one eye around the corner

he see u

Two caterpillars weaving their chrysalis silk button right next to each other

is the answer to male loneliness pupating together (yes)

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

Billy noo, hasn’t Gen X has been through enough

A pre-colonial Māori wooden carving of a kurī, a breed of dog. The wooden figure is a pale white-brown, and depicts the upwardly-curved tail characteristic of this species of dog.

Another one from the “humanity throughout history has always been making little guys” archives! This comes from Aotearoa New Zealand, and is a kurī, or dog, made from kānuka wood. The only known pre-colonial Māori carving of a dog, they were found within Moncks Cave at Christchurch in 1889

he's gone too far, he's calling them no better than the Dutch

Yep! They’re early.

a monarch caterpillar walking on a branch and reaching for another one

making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound

A caterpillar eating a milkweed stem

found this little guy smoking a pipe

A caterpillar turning around and facing almost directly at the camera

heard you talking shit

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

There’s a new Tillyverse out that’s supposed to be nuts

(housewives intro) I’m not starting a forever war, I’m finishing one

Lot of us got a real “gnawing on furniture” vibe and could stand to go for a walk

when I feel insane I take myself for a run like you do with a destructive husky puppy and it helps a lot

Yeah we got proof of WMDeez nuts

are you an American or an American’t

I’m not the step dad I’m the dad that stepped up

They bombed a girls’ school.

If Ilhan Omar hit me with that last line I would simply never show my face ever again

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.