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Craig Tiller

@invalidop

Googler. I make gRPC. ex-Games (Blizzard, Crytek). ♥️ Wood turning.

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Can I borrow yours?

07.03.2026 23:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bluetooth is worse.

07.03.2026 00:32 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Really... who am I?

06.03.2026 08:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who am I to talk.

06.03.2026 08:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Glad you have a reminder of your name nice and prominent.

06.03.2026 07:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not no

05.03.2026 07:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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‘Making’ chess pieces from Lego. Wow !

Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO

01.03.2026 07:14 👍 211 🔁 76 💬 0 📌 6

More a Wednesday.

01.03.2026 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Almost seems like she should have been posted mid-week.

28.02.2026 07:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We should redo all of English with a phonetic spelling.

27.02.2026 15:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've played enough Dwarf Fortress and Baldur's Gate now. And I've gone as far in Factorio as I need to. Is there anything left in gaming?

26.02.2026 03:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

lyra.horse/x86css/

24.02.2026 02:23 👍 2609 🔁 875 💬 130 📌 158
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 👍 97508 🔁 40889 💬 4301 📌 5363

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

11.11.2025 16:18 👍 10057 🔁 2714 💬 78 📌 114

Got my coffee, you may proceed.

08.11.2025 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

c.f there are only two types of programming language

ones with for loops, where no-one uses the for loops

and ones without for loops, where everyone wishes there were for loops

16.10.2025 17:38 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 2

Bonus points for sending the same number.

26.08.2025 17:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok so I finally got around to Factorio... who knew you could make flow control a game.

14.08.2025 07:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This will soon be the only way british people can view porn

28.07.2025 17:18 👍 171 🔁 58 💬 2 📌 1

My desk too tho

25.07.2025 01:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't think that's it

25.07.2025 01:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When are they rewriting Unix `tee` in Rust? It’s only 350 lines of code. 🦀

Seems to me like the easiest way to achieve memory safe tee everywhere. 🙃

16.07.2025 01:12 👍 43 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0

Watched my insurance rates 5x over 5 years... happy to be out of there now.

19.06.2025 07:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dear neighbours, we have kidnapped your bald eagle. He’ll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone’s best interest. Sincerely, Canada

Dear neighbours, we have kidnapped your bald eagle. He’ll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone’s best interest. Sincerely, Canada

🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦

12.06.2025 09:57 👍 36783 🔁 5098 💬 1236 📌 346

Exports of American wine to Canada is down… 93%

10.06.2025 00:28 👍 286 🔁 76 💬 13 📌 10

Vibe out some code, have them review it later.

07.06.2025 00:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tensor processing units... They make AI something

26.05.2025 06:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TPU means something other than the meaning I use daily right

26.05.2025 06:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Periodic table titled "Can I lick it?" Elements are color-coded: green for "Sure, go for it," yellow for "Maybe not the best idea," red for "Please don't do that," and purple for "See you on the other side."

Periodic table titled "Can I lick it?" Elements are color-coded: green for "Sure, go for it," yellow for "Maybe not the best idea," red for "Please don't do that," and purple for "See you on the other side."

23.05.2025 02:12 👍 774 🔁 235 💬 31 📌 55

This is literally what the best of the best support, escalation, and incident response engineers do. It sets them apart. It makes them the SWAT team of the org. It's why execs demand them, specific ones, on calls.

Take. Ownership.

15.05.2025 06:41 👍 52 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0