Kailee 🌻🍄🌈

Just finished His&Hers..that plot twist was FUCKINNNG INSSAANNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10 show definitely a must watch!

Me : 2026 is gonna be my year!
Me a week in to 2026 : *gets in a severe and traumatic car wreck putting me in the hospital and losing my only form of transportation* 🫠🫠🫠

A week into 2026 and I’ve been in my first ever major car wreck 🥲 I’m hurt pretty badly, but thankful to be alive.

This must be a tuxedo kitty thing because if I don’t let my cat under my blanket she will start clawing at me until I open it up 😩

I have a question for people who ride the rail at festivals. How the FUCK do yall spend what 8 + hours at the rail? What do you do if you have to pee? Do you have someone hold your spot? Isn’t it hard to get through the crowd????

Why is it so damn hard to find a job 🥲🥲 if anyone is hiring in the Charlotte area let me know asap!

Hot take possibly, I’m a Dr Pepper girly it’s the only soda I’ll drink. However, Dr Pepper flavored things are DISGUSTING!! it just tastes like flat Dr Pepper

The nice thing about being on the east coast but being from the west coast is even at 1:45am my family is still awake too cause it’s only 10:45pm there so I have someone to talk to when I’m up at ridiculous hours 😂

Thank you!!

It’s my birthday! I feel so privileged to have made it to 26. 25 really challenged me but we made it folks. I honestly didn’t think I would make it this far 🥹

“Am I doing things I’m not supposed to? Am I being too affectionate with Morgan?” AHHH WELL DUH??? poor Kelsey. Not only is her long time boyfriend cheating on her, he’s doing it on NATIONAL TELEVISION where she can see it happening.

Omggg I do not miss having to hide my cat during inspections 😭 it would stress me out all day until they left and I could bring her back inside

Pretty fucking discouraging the turn out for a hateful podcaster....

TW// Emetophobia

I haven’t thrown up in yearssss it’s very rare for me, being woken up out of my sleep to vomit and then not even feeling better is so rude 😐🥲

All I’ve wanted since moving back to NC is some fucking cheerwine, and everywhere I’ve gone to eat DOESNT HAVE IT WTF IS THIS 😭

Zaxby’s > Raising Canes

My flight was EMPTY I had a whole row to myself, I can’t believe I slept practically the entire flight

Omg wait I read this so wrong, you’re talking about that god awful woman. Oops! Anyways 😂

Oh it wasn’t anything like that, I just thought you didn’t know for some reason. Sorry for assuming! But also maybe for those who don’t know. Basically I’m also comparing Hitler and Nazis to Trump and magats

Everyone is packing for lost lands, I’m packing to move across the country SIIIIGGGGHHHHHH 😭😭 one day..one day

Wait until you find out Harry Potter is based on ww2 and Voldemort / death eaters are hitler and the nazis 🫢

I'm gonna need these mfs to start realizing that having empathy for white supremacists helps uphold white supremacy

Quitting my new job is actually so heart breaking, I really love this job. I’ve only been here for two months but these people are some of the best I’ve ever worked with and I’ve felt welcomed since day one 🥺 here’s to hoping I can find something just as great out there.

I’m literally moving 3000 miles away??? In two days??? HELLO???

WHAT

So real

I thought this was melted Reese’s pieces before I read the caption 😂😂

THANK YOU 😭 I thought it was just me..their outfits are so mid AND you run into people wearing the same thing as you and I just can’t with that 😭