My job title should be

Principal Edgecaselord

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

Elon Musk is a master con artist!

Other Elon Musk lies
(not complete list)

Water for Flint, submarine rescue Thailand, Autopilot FSD, never need another raise, Solar City bailout, $420 funding secured, pedoguy, boring tunnels/bricks, $35k TM3, neuralink, Bipap, ventilator prod, engineer degree, Mars 2021, Tesla founder etc.

$TSLAQ

8 character password requirement in 2025

"At JP Morgan Chase, we view password security through a lens from 1992."

every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further

From the press release by Automattic: “We remain hopeful that WP Engine will reconsider this legal attack”

Automattic right now:

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

Biggest success of last Gov was getting people to stop talking about the evictions ban. There's an easily implemented "stop people becoming homeless with this one cool trick" lever they can pull, but they managed to sell the idea it would make homelessness worse in the medium/long term

This one is very good and goes for way more than dollars. A great way to get a little more intuitive about large numbers.

Closure of northern Minnesota camp is ‘the greatest story.’ Here’s why. Willow River, Minn., camp One Heartland is for sale after serving kids there for nearly three decades.

After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.

Science works, y'all.

www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...

Once you start noticing how this stuff is presented, you can never unsee it. 'Four people were involved in a collision with a car'????

Code written with box characters used on old old software to make fake UIs

You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…

Yes, this has been driving me batshit for months. *Any* good faith observer should be able to identify Israel’s actions in Gaza as a gross injustice.

🤦🙃

It's the time of the year when "Do They Know it's Christmas?" randomly pops up on the spotify holiday playlist and I'm shocked *once again* at how utterly tone deaf and condescending it is. I know I'm not breaking any new ground but MY GOD.

Elon Musk Confirms He Used Burner Account On X To Role-Play As Toddler Son

Remember this

We don’t talk enough about how straight up creepy Elon is to women. Like, if you saw him in a bar you’d reflexively put your hand over your drink.

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image

also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

So its less of a tarriff and more of a shakedown.

Great episode 👍

This is 99 percent invisible. I’ve Roman Toes.

Perfect - I’m about to get into the car for a long drive.