cait

i think i make too many jokes about my trauma, bc i did actually go through all that and why am i laughing

oh shit i forgot it's allergy season 💔 i was too excited about the snow melting

LMAOOOOOO

it's always the wonky hairline having mfs with the loudest opinions.. he's worried about the wrong thing here 💀

a corny name for a corny dude

ew what the hell

i hate men

NEVERMIND JOHN MARSTON IS 26 IN RED DEAD 2, WE'RE SORTED

that song is so sad otherwise i might

i'm trying to do it based on like movies/shows that have that number in them but nothing i've seen on being 26 (or 27, but i have time)

"☑️ 25: spongebob 26: 27: 28: 28 days later 29: new girl 30: 13 going on 30"

trying to think of a theme for my birthday this year but no one talks about being 26 😭

i have no idea bc that's literally their job :(

literally, i was horrified to find out my mom had it

exactly. but big pharma doesn't make money off of cures 🙄 people literally die from COPD. but god forbid she's two years off from the vaccine age

literally. like SORRY SHE ISN'T 50??? my mom will literally be 48 this year. what fucking difference does it make

screenshot of a facebook post i made, saying: "Cait [REDACTED] is with [REDACTED]. so, my mom's had pneumonia like 6 times in her adult life. always in the same lung. but since she isn't 50, doctors refused to give her the pneumonia vaccine. and NOW, she has fucking COPD. from all the pneumonia she's had. and what we thought was narcolepsy might be CHRONIC FATIGUE DUE TO THE COPD. i feel like she should sue, anyone and everyone who refused her that vaccine. i don't know any lawyers and we sure don't have money for one. but i'm so fucking angry that they let her down over and over until she developed a chronic condition. so, anyone know any lawyers or anyone who could help us sue? i feel like someone should be held accountable for neglecting to take my mom seriously."

update, i guess.

it was very emotionally fulfilling too!!

a little sign saying "stinkbug buffet!" above a small plate with four apple chunks, a red bottle cap of apple juice, and a clear bottle cap of sugar water

imagine hating me and i'm just in my kitchen making a buffet for a stinkbug

PIGEOOOOOOONNNS

free palestine
free iran
free sudan
free congo
fuck ice
fuck ai
fuck trump
fuck anyone who disagrees

forgot to add the caption wtf

love u!!

a breakdown of what dna i have: - Celtic & Gaelic: Central Scotland & Northern Ireland 24% Munster, Ireland 12% Southern Wales 6% North East Scotland 3% - England: Southeastern England & Northwestern Europe 35% North East England 4% - Western Europe Southern Germanic Europe 8% The Netherlands 2% France 1% - Nordic Denmark 3% - Iberian Peninsula Northern Spain 2%

i just got the results from the ancestry DNA test i got for Christmas and there's no fucking way i'm 1% french

i wanna run until the cold air burns my lungs and reminds me what it feels like to be alive

not only that, but they make eyelash separators! i have one and use it every time i put mascara on

i think maybe warming it up makes it go on easier?? i'm not sure

baking tip:
if you need to soften butter, put it between your thighs

i wrote this about a squirrel i saw get hit by a car today