rori d. fairy ☀️🧚🍉

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girl i still have to read it 😔

me: i have no interest in this book i have to read

mother nature: don’t worry. i got this *soaks it in rain*

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me when forgot my book outside

it’s being crushed under the weight of my mistakes now

my poor book that i have no interest in reading but have to read anyway. i’m sorry you were harmed

i’m only like really annoyed about this in particular tho bc it’s harmless and it’s funny but it’s annoying that this happened

i hate when it’s reaffirmed tho because it’s always in the most annoying upsetting way possible

anyway fuck my imposter syndrome for my adhd i guess 😭

the rain soaked book saga:

i’ve put paper towels between every couple pages and now it’s sitting in front of a fan and then i’m gonna put something heavy on it once it’s only a little damp and hopefully it won’t look too terrible 😅

i don’t think so 😔💔

maybe if i do it in the garage no one will wake up 😵‍💫

i can’t stop laughing at myself lmao what the FUCK do i do with a rain soaked book 😭😭

I HATE ADHD MAN

wikihow to dry a book that’s been sitting out in a thunderstorm…

GIRL I FORGOT MY BOOK OUTSIDE

i wish i could control the weather 😭

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me when it suddenly starts storming after having a conversation about storms in discord:

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and important and secret identity

probably

MADE MY DAY

i’d say don’t worry about it but

… i don’t want aes on the ceiling in THAT way…

BISON ARE BACK ON ILLINOIS PRAIRIE AFTER 200 YEARS BTW

someone said that egg is so aang coded and i can’t unsee it

#AKOTSK

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