You are all playing Marathon wrong, you play as a RUNNER in a game called Marathon. We should be trying to get the best times doing laps around the dire marsh instead of doing the bidding of the corpo scum that have tried to enslave us to shareholder value while in the reincarnation torment nexus
Yes
Vince from slapchop denigrating da tuna
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life - Vince
Stinky dog after comitting a crime in open view of everyone
So fucking pleased with herself too
"I'm gonna put my foot in my ear and then smell my foot and lick the ear wax off my foot, then im gonna smell my asshole and lick the ear wax from my foot onto my asshole" - My Dog
a man appearing to comfort a large alien prop doll that’s lying in bed under the covers
how it is every time i’m sick
Highlighting the "Value Range" text on the Dominos website to reveal the hidden true name "Shareholder Value Range"
Playing The Roottrees are Dead and god damn I wasnt expecting my boy Clark to get down with BOTH of those sisters.
He's a catch but he makes Link noises while he fuckin
Mad Men presentation meme with "can't be kidnapped" on the board
Me pitching a train ad campaign
i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
What did you in? Was it an interdimensional spider or perhaps a guy with a rocket launcher releasing an abomination from a cryo chamber
Did you get murdered by some sort of angry and possibly invisible troll creature?
Goo*
Also do not the floor go
Make sure you imbue a security door with sapience and then prostelytise it into being your ride or die
Air fryers are a scam, you dont need one if you have an oven.
Santa is a UIW-AM
ITT I learned im not a greasy freak monster for using dry shampoo 🥹
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
Zoom in on the ai slop autism bicycle posted with what looks like a vibrator
This is absolutely a vibrator, the line storee vibrator.
National treasure Steve Irwin
How dare you, say this to my boy Steves face
Well fuck
Butt Penis Travel
Butt Penis Travel
Sorry i test ran etsy witches on you
Imagine being such a loser that you call needing more cheap energy "making electrons"
I am slowly descending into madness playing book of hours, I have made my own wiki in obsidian so that I know what book I need to read so I can make Moth flavoured ink using a "Confounding Memory"
Chunk Chunkhead
