Aiseth (Eye-Seth)

I had a dream that aunty donna broke up because Broden was addicted to cocaine

You are all playing Marathon wrong, you play as a RUNNER in a game called Marathon. We should be trying to get the best times doing laps around the dire marsh instead of doing the bidding of the corpo scum that have tried to enslave us to shareholder value while in the reincarnation torment nexus

Yes

Vince from slapchop denigrating da tuna

Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life - Vince

Stinky dog after comitting a crime in open view of everyone

So fucking pleased with herself too

"I'm gonna put my foot in my ear and then smell my foot and lick the ear wax off my foot, then im gonna smell my asshole and lick the ear wax from my foot onto my asshole" - My Dog

a man appearing to comfort a large alien prop doll that’s lying in bed under the covers

how it is every time i’m sick

Highlighting the "Value Range" text on the Dominos website to reveal the hidden true name "Shareholder Value Range"

Playing The Roottrees are Dead and god damn I wasnt expecting my boy Clark to get down with BOTH of those sisters.

He's a catch but he makes Link noises while he fuckin

Mad Men presentation meme with "can't be kidnapped" on the board

Me pitching a train ad campaign

i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

What did you in? Was it an interdimensional spider or perhaps a guy with a rocket launcher releasing an abomination from a cryo chamber

Did you get murdered by some sort of angry and possibly invisible troll creature?

Goo*

Also do not the floor go

Make sure you imbue a security door with sapience and then prostelytise it into being your ride or die

Air fryers are a scam, you dont need one if you have an oven.

Santa is a UIW-AM

ITT I learned im not a greasy freak monster for using dry shampoo 🥹

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

Zoom in on the ai slop autism bicycle posted with what looks like a vibrator

This is absolutely a vibrator, the line storee vibrator.

National treasure Steve Irwin

How dare you, say this to my boy Steves face

Well fuck

Butt Penis Travel

Butt Penis Travel

Sorry i test ran etsy witches on you

Imagine being such a loser that you call needing more cheap energy "making electrons"

I am slowly descending into madness playing book of hours, I have made my own wiki in obsidian so that I know what book I need to read so I can make Moth flavoured ink using a "Confounding Memory"