Give me the beat boy and free my soul. Oh, I can’t have both? Hmmm. Then I’ll just take that beat boy. He’s my beat boy now!
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Give me the beat boy and free my soul. Oh, I can’t have both? Hmmm. Then I’ll just take that beat boy. He’s my beat boy now!
oh hell yeah Nashiro must die
They arrested Chuck E. Cheese, handcuffing him while children plaintively wailed his name.
I think the question we should be asking ourselves now is: what other beloved mascots can we imprison?
Good news! The new Secretary of Homeland Security never murdered a puppy.
Bad news:
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we must destroy Mayor McCheese
They arrested Chuck E. Cheese, handcuffing him while children plaintively wailed his name.
I think the question we should be asking ourselves now is: what other beloved mascots can we imprison?
No no - I just have to charge my phone enough that I can go to the bathroom
Yo Claude, If AI kills my job, how will I pay my bills?
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hold it up against a pic of the night sky
NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST IMAGE: two cats sitting and talking as another cat with a Salvador Dali mustache walks by MY CAPTION: "Aw shit old-timey guy coming for the rent"
They’ve come for the rent the rent the rent, The New Yorker.
I'm already against the next war! haha, but I'm still against the last 27 wars too
interviewer: any weaknesses?
me: my knees
i have a sneaking suspicion. i have regular suspicions too, but this one is pretty sneaky
my blood moon thirst remains unsated
New Mr Beast contest: one lucky winner gets safely evacuated from Iran while the other contestants look on in horror as they are left behind
Evergreen
haha for real
I was told Voldemort would return a sense of normalcy to the Ministry of Magic.
sorry i missed your text, are you still bombing iran from the blanket fort
Flying in the breeze, rhythmically smacking his ass
take my view. please!
Superman realizing he doesn’t have any pockets, shoving his cell phone into the waistband of his red external underwear, resigning to it just sticking halfway out.
Watching Death of a Unicorn and it is by far the best Jurassic Park movie I've seen in years
referring to death as "killing the vibe"
And war crimes!
I just did! ☺️
This is simply one of the best pieces of political communications in history.
people are so weird you ask a couple of strangers to brush your hair and suddenly you’re banned from the ups store
practicing good portion control by having only one major mental breakdown every day