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You see, Kirol is a vampire from Strixhaven and the Orzhov comma is apparently the equivalent to the Oxford comma. Vampire Weekend had a famous single about hating the Oxford comma in 2008. This joke is fun for a truly tiny demographic

You see, Kirol is a vampire from Strixhaven and the Orzhov comma is apparently the equivalent to the Oxford comma. Vampire Weekend had a famous single about hating the Oxford comma in 2008. This joke is fun for a truly tiny demographic

Don’t mark down Kirol about the Orzhov comma. It will ruin his Weekend

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09.03.2026 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Colbert for president

08.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The first 50 minutes of TFA are great. Then Han and Chewy show up…

08.03.2026 21:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spellbook token! Back of the token can be a list of the spellbook’s spells!

08.03.2026 19:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a hat says " we 'll always have paris " in a black and white photo Alt: a man in a hat says " we 'll always have paris " in a black and white photo
08.03.2026 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If he had heard of CEDH? His name would be Kenrith

08.03.2026 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s just a shame that it isn’t a Rat for the rat decks. If only there was a Rat Ninja they could have based it on.

07.03.2026 04:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni
{4}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Rat Ninja
Ninjutsu {3}{B}{B} ({3}{B}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever Ink-Eyes deals combat damage to a player, you may put target creature card from that player’s graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
{1}{B}: Regenerate Ink-Eyes.
5/4

Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni {4}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Rat Ninja Ninjutsu {3}{B}{B} ({3}{B}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Whenever Ink-Eyes deals combat damage to a player, you may put target creature card from that player’s graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. {1}{B}: Regenerate Ink-Eyes. 5/4

Unique? Ink-eye gives you side eye

07.03.2026 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This was very hard for me to make

06.03.2026 18:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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06.03.2026 18:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was very hard for me to make

06.03.2026 18:24 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The more I see this card... the more I realize that the fireball I thought was an Foot Soldier’s robot head exploding in the art is actually a pizza

06.03.2026 16:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only Nathan I want to see flying a spaceship is Fielder

06.03.2026 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
I want things to be different
Oh No
Comic

I want things to be different Oh No Comic

He wanted things to be different

06.03.2026 16:12 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

A kid was walking down a beach covered in starfish, carefully picking them up and throwing them back into the ocean
“Why are you doing that?” The adult asked “There must be a million of them!”
The kid just smiled “In this metaphor, the ocean is filled with the ravenous sharks of public humiliation”

06.03.2026 03:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a brown jacket has the words just call me written on his face Alt: a man in a brown jacket has the words just call me written on his face
06.03.2026 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Backed!

06.03.2026 02:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fun! Do you have links to the lists?

05.03.2026 19:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Right from the start with Paths of Glory.

05.03.2026 04:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooh, nice! I enjoyed Love & Friendship

05.03.2026 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

James Wan’s Candide

05.03.2026 03:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

RIP Bill

Do yourself a favor and play his visual novel In The Blind: billricardi.itch.io/in-the-blind

05.03.2026 02:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3 Barrels of Blasting Jelly? All I can think of is:

04.03.2026 16:27 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Lords of Waterdeep it’s my go to example for them. Typically I’d want them to be more a part of the game play, something you have more strategic choice over or some ability to find out your opponent’s. They can also really backfire for replayability once they become obvious

03.03.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think they’re kinda a crutch for replayability. They can feel like the designer doesn’t trust players to recognize/try out different strategies on their own and they add a level of variance to flatten skill gaps. I wouldn’t classify Ticket to Ride goals as the same thing, that’s more hidden info

03.03.2026 21:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Could be a fun inclusion in a Golgari Gardens deck!

03.03.2026 17:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More people should read Ninefox Gambit

02.03.2026 04:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Twenty Things That Were Going To Kill Magic | MAGIC: THE GATHERING Welcome to 20th Anniversary Week, as we celebrate Magic's big two-oh. As one of the game's historians and the guy who most often gets the mail, I thought I'd use my column to examine some of the bigge...

This article is over a decade old: magic.wizards.com/en/news/maki...

01.03.2026 19:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a starry sky in the background Alt: Lorca

I kinda wish they played a bit B more with Tilly’s back story here. She has a pretty terrible captain which should inform her experience!

27.02.2026 21:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Salsa is a tomato soup

27.02.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0