Ben Watts

I wonder what the AMA’s are like these days…

A sick hourglass

You still use clocks?? Get yourself an hourglass and join us in the future ⏳

- Signed, a horribly unstable virtue signaller, from the insane asylum where I am regrettably quarantined, due to [checks notes] the woke mind virus

A screenshot of tweets wherein the posters describe people who use Bluesky as crazy and horrible.

I'm not gonna pretend I knew tobi well during the decade I was at Shop, but jfc I don’t recall him being this juvenile? I *generally* thought he was a reasonable person (tornadoes™ notwithstanding). So this comment feels suuuuper offbeat to me. Billionaires, man... *yeesh*

Hate this intersection in Gatineau sooo much.
Truck: ignores the no right on red.
Two cars turning left: at least one runs a red #autowa

Darksky is back! The app icon tho... 😬

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Sat down at my desk and... there's definitely something scurrying in the wall/ceiling right now. It's all I can hear. There goes focusing on anything else today.

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

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I’ve never done tarot before, what do the cards say??

That's so many burpees! 💀

Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

Crossed my mind that maybe I should’ve assumed positive intent. But… when has a driver doing hand gestures and yelling at a pedestrian ever been for a friendly reason? 😑

Weird #autowa moment while on a run today. Car at a stop sign stopped just as I was about to enter an intersection. Window rolled down, he sticks his hand out and yells at me to wait (presumably so he can turn).

I remind him of the stop sign and tell him to fuck off. 😅

Nova Scotia’s Lucy the Lobster predicts an early spring Lucy the Lobster has predicted an early spring after failing to see her shadow Monday morning.

My mental health hinges on the prediction of this sea bug (I’m done with clairvoyant rodents)

www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/nov...

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RIP Catherine O’Hara 🪦

😭 😭

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

It’s me, wearing a jacket, neck tube, hat? And sunglasses. I’m grimacing as I run

The wind today is awful 🥶

I’ve been passively interested in taking up xc skiing, but some groups I’ve joined are seemingly just to complain about trail conditions and etiquette.

It’s pushing me away. I question how fun it would be if trail conditions are so easily ruined

…maybe next year 😂

Great news! 🥳

Tbf, I think the dead tree look would probably fit with the original aesthetic of the Dow's lake area when it was a swamp in the 1800s

NCC unveils latest designs for the rooftop park at Dow's Lake | CBC News The National Capital Commission (NCC) has shared new designs for the rooftop park that will crown the parking garage at The Ottawa Hospital's new Civic campus at Dow's Lake.

Why do these renders always include unrealistic landscaping? There's probably gonna be like 12 trees total, not these dense mini-forests 😂

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Suddenly feeling old 😂

My man looks like an Oompa Loompa elder at an open casket.

Hahahahaha

He doesn’t even know what country he’s threatening to conquer. It blows my mind that people still think he’s fit for office

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Ordered 3 cheap ethernet cables. The merchant is shipping each cable individually AND requiring signatures...🤦‍♂️..... there's no way they're making money on this order.