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High key, I think we should start preemptively banning people who can't tell fact and fiction apart from furry conventions. Even beyond the "they feed the facists" side of things, not being able to differentiate pixels on a screen from real world abuse makes you a genuinely dangerous person.

Update: Bad

A 3-frame ink comic. Frame 1: Raccoon approaches Cat, who is reading a book in a coffee table. Raccoon: “Can I tell you a hot take?” Cat: “Sure-“ Frame 2: Closeup of Raccoon: “I think (censored) who (censored) and (censored) are (censored) and should be (censored)” Frame 3: Downward shot of Cat over Raccoon’s shoulder. Cat: “Wow, that’s fucked up and a little bit wrong, thank you for saying it”

bring back exposing radioactive takes to a friend instead of the internet

Update: first all vegetarian grocery trip done. Except I'm ill and dying, so it was a grocery order.

Shopper swapped out impossible nuggies for impossible meatballs.

Yeah definitely very equivalent item, thanks a lot man.

I'd even go as far as to call it the bee's knees but you know, the payment processors might be listening

If I see any GODDAMN backward knees, I'm taking you to the vet to get it looked at because it's probably not supposed to do that

Everyone line up for your mandatory knee inspection. I better not see any backward knees.

me: i sure wish there was a big long wood instrument for me to blow air into

the humble didgeridoo:

maybe i’m cringe but ur mean and that’s worse

i love when youtubers talk about like instant mac n cheese or instant ramen and they're like "omg i haven't eaten this since i was a kid" like yeahhh!! omg saaaame yeah like i definitely don't still eat it regularly haha

You could say it's gone completely degunkt

Young crow looking absolutely baffled with text I didn't even fuck around, why am I finding out?

Fully convinced that anyone who says "Linux specifically has a bad UX" has clearly never used any computer at all.

While we're on the topic of horrible UX, Google hit me with a real exciting one today: a UX whose use is specifically and singularly to delete photos off Google Photos. It allows you to select more than 500 photos, then tells you that it cannot complete its only operation on more than 500 photos.

You know, I'm already horribly offended when a desktop application demands I log in to use it. But that desktop application then later forgetting my login and requiring me to log in again just crosses a line.

Looking at you, @unity.com.

Not technically Neocities, but tried to emulate the old aesthetic of long, rambling, text-only sites, now with 70% more OC lore! www.coyoteinabook.store

Scratch that, hang on. I will replace the McDonald's with a single Dick's Drive-In, immediately next to an In n' Out. As Mayor, I will bring In n' Out to Seattle.

If you elect me as Mayor of Seattle, I will make it a top priority to evict Target from 2nd Ave and replace it with Pike Place Market 2: Electric Boogaloo. I will also evict McDonald's from 3rd Ave and replace it with 2 side-by-side Dick's Drive-Ins.

This is my platform. Vote Coyote for Mayor.

Hot take, but the Target on 2nd Ave is a disgusting stain on Downtown Seattle, and I will eat cake when it goes out of business and is torn down. There are hundreds of businesses much more deserving of that real estate.

new youtube challenge: "put food in your cat's bowl without waking them up challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)"

I think if my cat could speak, she would say motherfucker a whole lot.

Genuinely don't think Gavin Newsom wants to be president at this point, bro is speedrunning alienating his voter base

⚠️ TROUBLE MAKER ⚠️

pic of sweet cute innocent lovely baby sweetheart crow captioned 'keep in mind this is who you're getting mad at'

Painting of a badger wizard in a green robe and wizard hat reading a book while leaning against the side of a house and precariously holding a cup of tea.

Commission for Tredain!