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You can drop your unwanted nail clippings or clumps of hair in any of the earths many crevices. The strange hybrid creatures who live down there will thank you warmly for the gesture
a week on and it's still funny
cunting autocorrect
i’m not surprised that the daily mail gave up on buying the telegraph in the light of axel springer’s bid; the rothermeres have a long family tradition of not wanting to fight the germans
haha, nice imagination. fecund?
Etsy is inherently papist.
a hotdog in every hand
it's 2026, getting excited about reboots is banned, grow up. if you're excited about a *firefly* reboot hand yourself in at the police station for processing.
after last night? yes
tottenham seem to be replicating leeds united’s 2022-23 season, which is encouraging (for leeds)
i expect them to sack tudor after the wolves game and give it to dyche for the last four games
#thefootball
these are actually the original englishman, irishman and scotsman who walked into that bar
it’s fine, felicity. what harm could there be in presenting extreme opinions to a mainstream audience in a matter-of-fact way? that’s never caused anyone any problems before
you’re in the files, charlie brown
I played a game with my friend called “New York Times headline or Something My Ass Wrote” and he lost
west ham should follow their example imo
recommend them a good pre-nup lawyer?
saying “ugh, football teams just try to win” is like saying “ugh, teachers just try to get kids to pass exams”
what else are you awarding them points for, bro?
you mean ten, surely
markwayne mullin sounds like an npc you would meet and eventually have to put down in red dead redemption
The fact that there is a Markwayne and a John Wayne implies the existence of a Matthewwayne and a Lukewayne.
Hide your dogs
i think it’s @jcsalterego.bsky.social
kristi noem's new initiative
man, that was a LOT closer than it should have been
Claude, ask ChatGPT if Gemini is lying to me
Time To Eat The Rich? #BrokenNews
i mean, if it was south africa or pakistan there’d be at least a 50/50 chance of them choking, but…
