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K-radicalized by the internet back in 199x. Used to do computer things, now an International Man of Leisure. "Running a con is a sucker's game" - me @HushCon.com (he/him) (wondering when that butlerian jihad gonna happen)

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Super Burrito is the spot. It was alright. I don't remember who recommended it to me years ago but I don't have to disown whoever it was. ๐ŸŒฏ

07.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A partially eaten burrito balancing vertically and supporting its own weight.

A partially eaten burrito balancing vertically and supporting its own weight.

It passed the stand test without me thinking about it. I just put it down to sip my coke

07.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A carne asado super burrito wrapped in aluminum foil beside the order receipt from a restaurant in Brooklyn NY

A carne asado super burrito wrapped in aluminum foil beside the order receipt from a restaurant in Brooklyn NY

About to FAFO.

07.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Spread the word! @phrack.org CFP with demoscene cracktro is live. Turn up the volume and enjoy the awesome stylings of @PiotrBania with some hopefully inspiring text from phrack staff :)
phrack.org

07.03.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hey you nerds. I'm in NYC early and drinking etc (cuz it's the least coast and I'm west side for life. Fight me.) and I wanna point out the @hushcon.com CFP is still open and yall should be dropping leet hax so you can present to some other smart nerds in June.
Submit a talk.
Submit. ๐Ÿซถ

07.03.2026 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A jam

07.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soon

06.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Must be nice to be hip. *finger guns*

06.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dirty martinis have the electrolytes that plants crave.

06.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wtf is that bruv

06.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A very dirty martini. It's opaque and has three olives placed above it.

A very dirty martini. It's opaque and has three olives placed above it.

When you can't see through it, that means quality.

06.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's fine. After being in SF for decades I'm equipped for wind. It's not that bad.

06.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. I postponed my trip by a week and it's merely 40s and raining.

06.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a different vibe but I still approve

06.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's nothing quite like being three cocktails in and wandering the streets of Manhattan to the sounds of Halcyon and on and on.
I could do without the rain though.

06.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HushCon New York CFP closes on March 17th. Just under two weeks left to bring us your most elite hacks.

05.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice

28.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's only one thing you could do....

27.02.2026 14:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wonder how much of the stuff I already have from the Blu-ray and DVD sets i've bought of 'em.
Also, only $48 on amazon

21.02.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The art looks off?

21.02.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Submit a CFP or two

15.02.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

and yet, 2 versions of the sequel. i will not discuss any further works.

13.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Free hugs is the best we can do"

12.02.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Home Alone, right?

12.02.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the value is in top coverage

12.02.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

congrats!

11.02.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure the Seattle-based con is pro Seahawks...

08.02.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Creepiest thing I heard in person last week: "I'm allowed to know everyone's heart rate!"

(because it can be derived from 'publicly' transmitted signals/body traits)

04.02.2026 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello out there in internet land. Check your email.

CFP and ticket sales for HushCon New York are open. Get your hackz in now!

01.02.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0