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"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"

got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

13.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 6138 πŸ” 1063 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 47

Just recalling that the foolish, hubristic Crassus, the most corrupt man who came to power in Rome, money from extortion and property speculation, met a grizzly nemesis at the hands of the Parthians. Following ill-advised expansionism.

The Parthians ruled lands in modern Iran.

No reason.

13.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was annoyed by the Council first giving me a 2nd green bin, then a year later telling me I had to pay extra to have it emptied. The 2nd bin gets used 2 or 3 times a year; I walk it to the next street on bin day as our Council only requires a permit on the second bin & not the main one.

13.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a scam.

13.03.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should have known already: Catholics and Jews should have nothing to do with the "Christian nationalist" movement because they will be the next for suppression after the Muslims. That's what these people are really about. Islamophobia is recycling of old anti-Catholic tropes.

13.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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My heart broke when visa crackdown ended UK dream, says Afghan coder Shahira Sadat was in line for a Chevening scholarship for emerging leaders but Home Office changes meant her application was cancelled

It's a small thing in a desperate world, but it’s pure malice

Denying gifted female Afghan student with a scholarship a chance to learn is just unforgivable

www.thetimes.com/uk/education...

13.03.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm looking forward to the llama, llama, llama, chameleon notes celebrating our pop history

12.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss your Dad. He was a thoroughly decent bloke and the world is much poorer without him.

12.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can this be so?

12.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1

A des res for half life fans

12.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œElon Musk’s Tesla given go-ahead to supply electricity in Great Britain.” A subheading underneath says: β€œOfgem licence means firm can replicate Texas setup of powering homes, businesses and EVs.”

β€œElon Musk’s Tesla given go-ahead to supply electricity in Great Britain.” A subheading underneath says: β€œOfgem licence means firm can replicate Texas setup of powering homes, businesses and EVs.”

Ed Miliband must step in and bar Tesla from holding an energy licence.

Elon Musk is a threat to our national security and clearly not a fit person to operate in our energy industry.

We can’t have the lights go out because he’s having a strop on X.

12.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1149 πŸ” 402 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 33

every day we get closer to elon musk promising to dig a tunnel to solve this problem

12.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 696 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 5
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Red Flag Alert - Anti-Trans Genocide in the USA - #3 | Lemkin Institute

The Lemkin Institute has issued a *THIRD* trans genocide warning, noting the next stage is widespread containment - and this was before the 4th Circuit ruled today that states can essentially do whatever they want to make trans people "appreciate their sex".
www.lemkininstitute.com/red-flag-ale...

11.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1431 πŸ” 834 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 73
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Reynolds signs Iowa law barring local trans civil rights protections City and county civil rights commissions may no longer protect Iowans from gender identity-based discrimination under a law signed by Gov. Reynolds.

Within just a few hours of this morning's genocide warning from the Lemkin Institute, the 4th Circuit ruled that trans adults can have our care banned and be forced by any means to "appreciate our sex", and Iowa made it ILLEGAL to protect trans people.
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/p...

12.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 260 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 34
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Very proud moment for Australia as a whole type of stock market pattern is now named after the national animal

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12.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Isn't that what drew us here in the first place?

12.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ncuti Gatwa's acclaimed theatre run of beloved classic play is set to stream for free Alongside Gatwa, the play stars Sharon D Clarke, Ronkẹ Adékọluẹ́jọ́, Eliza Scanlen and Hugh Skinner.

quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend

www.radiotimes.com/movies/ncuti...

10.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1696 πŸ” 1028 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 135

Kaiju, it's always Kaiju....

11.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"inspired by" hmm. Do they think that's enough to give them a way out of a law suit?

11.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing

yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it

11.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 2056 πŸ” 579 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

I've been here for the last 18 years 😜

11.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Front row seat in the Paris tram.

Front row seat in the Paris tram.

Lunch, not a croque but a "mexican spicy chicken" toastie

Lunch, not a croque but a "mexican spicy chicken" toastie

The Paris day travel card includes the funicular at Montmartre, which meant that my buggered knee was spared all the stairs pictured.

The Paris day travel card includes the funicular at Montmartre, which meant that my buggered knee was spared all the stairs pictured.

Sacre CΕ“ur in Monmatre, with even more steps.

Sacre CΕ“ur in Monmatre, with even more steps.

Anyway, here are a few pictures from earlier today now that I have a high speed network connection again.

11.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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....AAAND home. The cat, who has just demolished a bowl of Sheba, wants me to know how he has suffered over the last 3 days with little more than an automatic feeder full of his favourite food and sole occupancy of the sofa.

11.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IT IS TIME

The man looked up from his beach chair.

"Really?" He said. "I've only just retired."

Death held up a timer. A single grain was about to fall. And then... It didn't.

CURIOUS

Vetinari shrugged.

"I've only just discovered drinks with little umbrellas. I'll let it fall in a bit" 1/17

16.08.2024 20:26 πŸ‘ 1643 πŸ” 504 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 115
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It appears Steve may have somehow managed to get himself onto the new UK banknotes. He’s pretty chuffed about it, but I’ve had to explain that this still won’t help him pay off his bar tab.

11.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 5

And now they've just done an emergency stop at the top of Castle hill, because they were not watching the road and almost ploughed into the back of queuing traffic. Not confident with this driver.

11.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My bus driver appears to be following a new route, or is very confused. The onboard signage says the next stop is Jesus Lane, but they've missed the turn for that and gone via Midsummer Common, Chesterton Rd and have just done an illegal right turn up Castle Hill.

Oopsie!

11.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and look, here's that class action suit! That anyone with half a brain would have seen coming! From, like, a million miles away!

Just because you work in tech doesn't mean you're smart.

11.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1684 πŸ” 315 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 11

Unlikely as I would never set foot in a slave state.

11.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

11.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2303 πŸ” 531 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 15