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Stacey Smith

@staceysmith

Horror nerd, coffee addict and cat mama. My blood type is Ruby Woo and my humour is going to send me straight to hell.

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I watched someone play RE9 recently and I could tell when Leon was on screen because chat looked like this:

😝😝😝😝😝
Daddy
He's so FUCKING HOT
Daddy
That's my husband
πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›
Daddy
Unf
DDDDDDDDDDAAAAADDDDDDDDYYY
😍😍😍😍😍😍
Daddy
SO HOT
I need an ambulance, my heart is racing
🀀🀀🀀🀀🀀🀀
Daddy
Daddy
Daddy

11.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Greta Thunberg was on the Freedom Flotilla and Piers Moron said he was glad she didn't have a phone so she could take selfies.

I said I was glad she didn't have a phone because we all knew what happened the last time he knew a teenage girl had a phone.

He blocked me. I framed it for my office.

11.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When Boy George was complaining about Katie Hopkins getting banned from twitter, and I suggested he could chain himself to a radiator in protest

11.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

I am losing my mind, I had no idea you were a money nerd.

Also, fingers crossed you actually read this - I love the art piece behind you and Morena in (what I assume is your living room).

10.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 5474 πŸ” 1605 πŸ’¬ 145 πŸ“Œ 296

I'M NOT SEEING A FOLLOW UP IMAGE OF YOU SHARING THAT, CARGILL!!!

🀣

10.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why...did CNN do this

10.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 3204 πŸ” 346 πŸ’¬ 294 πŸ“Œ 358

Because they don't understand that suits should be tailored.

It's one of those "money can't buy class" things.

10.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Quick and dirty edit of the original image cutting out RFK Jr and composting him on an image of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks

Quick and dirty edit of the original image cutting out RFK Jr and composting him on an image of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks

10.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 340 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

10.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 4701 πŸ” 822 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 144

β€˜Hey’ came before β€˜hi,’ and β€˜hi' came before β€˜hello.’

β€˜Hi’ is most likely a variant of β€˜hey.’

β€˜Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

10.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 6417 πŸ” 1175 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 151

WE'RE GOING TO EVERYTHING πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

10.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: there's ONE genre of movie where female characters are ten times more likely to be the lead character, speak more (words or time speaking), appear on screen for longer, wear more clothes and make more profitable movies.

07.03.2026 06:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My rule of thumb is to have two books on the go: one fiction, one non-fiction.

Ideally they should either complement or directly contrast each other to help keep moving but that's not the hard and fast rule because sometimes I breeze through 4 NFs in the time it takes me to read 1 F and vice versa.

07.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 6432 πŸ” 1550 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 46
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this πŸ˜‰

06.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 4415 πŸ” 1061 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 40

Is Lucy a cow or a cat?

06.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ok pals, please hold your thumbs for me, I’ve applied for a job at the London Film Festival that I’m grossly over qualified for, but would a) get me working b) get me involved with film stuff, my beloved.
If y’all can pray to any gods /goddesses you believe in, that would be gratefully appreciated.❀️

06.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

02.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 23900 πŸ” 5971 πŸ’¬ 1735 πŸ“Œ 634

Yeah, but can our schools and our NHS cope with this influx of 200,000 people coming from a Muslim country? 😜

02.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kilt him.

02.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThis party’s a bit shit, isn’t it?”: the sexiest things you can say to your autistic partner, ranked If you’ve got an autistic partner, chances are their raw sexual magnetism makes it hard to think about anything other than jumping their vitamin-D-deficient bones. But if you’re looking to spice…

Here are the five hottest things you can say to your autistic partner, in order of β€œlemon and herb” to β€œthis Nando’s has caught fire”.

27.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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Labour MP Clive Lewis doesn’t hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV

27.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 2282 πŸ” 735 πŸ’¬ 195 πŸ“Œ 295

God, I love BlueSky. Someone said Lucian Freud was on at the National Gallery and when I said it was at the Portrait Gallery they chewed my head off. Here it's adults with dry wit, emotional intelligence and manners.

27.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know. 😊 I felt it was important to clarify that Andrew is the way he is because *he* wants to be.

27.02.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg. A BBC correspondent just bitchslapped Kier Starmer with some cold facts and he looks kicked in the balls.

BBC: "Nobody likes you. You tried to win Reform votes and failed. You lost the Muslim vote. Doesn't this prove that there is no change coming from Labour?"

Ouch. 🀣

27.02.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I am conscious of this but again that's outsourcing the blame for his poor behaviour to others. There are lots of people who have shit upbringings and don't behave like this.

They do the work and become productive members of society.

27.02.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Get on Udemy and sign up for too many courses like the rest of us?

27.02.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's interesting to see so many people speculating about what Muslims collectively think about the Greens' stance on trans people's rights and whether that could be a problem for their strategy while the Tories fielded a gender crit and absolutely ate shit.

27.02.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 506 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

To be absolutely clear: this is the lowest percentage of the vote in a by-election for the Conservatives or Tories since the party was founded at the time of the Glorious Revolution in 1689.

27.02.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5