I watched someone play RE9 recently and I could tell when Leon was on screen because chat looked like this:
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That's my husband
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I need an ambulance, my heart is racing
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11.03.2026 13:54
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Greta Thunberg was on the Freedom Flotilla and Piers Moron said he was glad she didn't have a phone so she could take selfies.
I said I was glad she didn't have a phone because we all knew what happened the last time he knew a teenage girl had a phone.
He blocked me. I framed it for my office.
11.03.2026 10:56
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When Boy George was complaining about Katie Hopkins getting banned from twitter, and I suggested he could chain himself to a radiator in protest
11.03.2026 10:40
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I am losing my mind, I had no idea you were a money nerd.
Also, fingers crossed you actually read this - I love the art piece behind you and Morena in (what I assume is your living room).
10.03.2026 22:08
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πΏπ€π€£
10.03.2026 20:02
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I'M NOT SEEING A FOLLOW UP IMAGE OF YOU SHARING THAT, CARGILL!!!
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10.03.2026 17:21
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Why...did CNN do this
10.03.2026 12:56
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Because they don't understand that suits should be tailored.
It's one of those "money can't buy class" things.
10.03.2026 17:16
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Quick and dirty edit of the original image cutting out RFK Jr and composting him on an image of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks
10.03.2026 15:53
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rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
leland palmer in the black lodge
10.03.2026 15:20
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βHeyβ came before βhi,β and βhi' came before βhello.β
βHiβ is most likely a variant of βhey.β
βHelloβ is not related to either.
Goodbye.
10.03.2026 16:17
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WE'RE GOING TO EVERYTHING πππ
10.03.2026 14:14
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Fun fact: there's ONE genre of movie where female characters are ten times more likely to be the lead character, speak more (words or time speaking), appear on screen for longer, wear more clothes and make more profitable movies.
07.03.2026 06:59
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My rule of thumb is to have two books on the go: one fiction, one non-fiction.
Ideally they should either complement or directly contrast each other to help keep moving but that's not the hard and fast rule because sometimes I breeze through 4 NFs in the time it takes me to read 1 F and vice versa.
07.03.2026 06:28
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Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
06.03.2026 20:21
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I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this π
06.03.2026 21:43
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Is Lucy a cow or a cat?
06.03.2026 19:17
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ok pals, please hold your thumbs for me, Iβve applied for a job at the London Film Festival that Iβm grossly over qualified for, but would a) get me working b) get me involved with film stuff, my beloved.
If yβall can pray to any gods /goddesses you believe in, that would be gratefully appreciated.β€οΈ
06.03.2026 15:36
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You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.
And if it was any other presidentβs adviser who said something like this about any other minority, itβd be the instant end of their presidency.
02.03.2026 07:54
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Yeah, but can our schools and our NHS cope with this influx of 200,000 people coming from a Muslim country? π
02.03.2026 11:39
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Kilt him.
02.03.2026 07:58
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Labour MP Clive Lewis doesnβt hold back on the Gorton and Denton result in this interview with ITV
27.02.2026 15:31
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God, I love BlueSky. Someone said Lucian Freud was on at the National Gallery and when I said it was at the Portrait Gallery they chewed my head off. Here it's adults with dry wit, emotional intelligence and manners.
27.02.2026 14:00
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I know. π I felt it was important to clarify that Andrew is the way he is because *he* wants to be.
27.02.2026 13:14
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Omg. A BBC correspondent just bitchslapped Kier Starmer with some cold facts and he looks kicked in the balls.
BBC: "Nobody likes you. You tried to win Reform votes and failed. You lost the Muslim vote. Doesn't this prove that there is no change coming from Labour?"
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27.02.2026 11:11
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I am conscious of this but again that's outsourcing the blame for his poor behaviour to others. There are lots of people who have shit upbringings and don't behave like this.
They do the work and become productive members of society.
27.02.2026 13:01
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Get on Udemy and sign up for too many courses like the rest of us?
27.02.2026 12:59
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It's interesting to see so many people speculating about what Muslims collectively think about the Greens' stance on trans people's rights and whether that could be a problem for their strategy while the Tories fielded a gender crit and absolutely ate shit.
27.02.2026 10:58
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To be absolutely clear: this is the lowest percentage of the vote in a by-election for the Conservatives or Tories since the party was founded at the time of the Glorious Revolution in 1689.
27.02.2026 11:42
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