spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET: THE MAGICIAN IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S ALSO A DAD
"QUIET" https://bonequest.com/9850
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spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET: THE MAGICIAN IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S ALSO A DAD
"QUIET" https://bonequest.com/9850
pants: LICKING DICK AT THE SMALLEST PARK IN PORTLAND pants: PFFFT PFFFFT COUGH PFFFFT pants: IT IS ALSO A URINAL
"SW NAITO PARKWAY" https://bonequest.com/9849
spigot: HOW COOL WOULD IT BE TO SIT ON THE TOILET ALL DAY pants: I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THAT pants: ... [[FIELD]] pants: ... [[PASTORAL]] pants: ... [[ISLAND]] pants: ... [[ROOM]] pants: IT WOULD WARM UP EVENTUALLY spigot: RIGHT
"ALL DAY" https://bonequest.com/9848
pants: SOME KIND OF JACKOFF BEAST deuce: A JACKOFF MOUSE deuce: WEIRDLY, IT'S A TIT MOUSE deuce: SO A JACKOFF TIT MOUSE deuce: (HE JACKS OFF TO TITS) deuce: (MOUSE TITS) deuce: IS THIS THING EVEN ON pants: SEXY MOUSE TITS
"TIT MOUSE" https://bonequest.com/9847
pants: UH OH !!! pants: INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS !!! pants: GONNA YANK THE STEERING WHEEL INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC !!! pants: GRABBING THE COP'S GUN !!! I CAN TOTALLY JUST REACH OUT AND TAKE IT pants: EATING AN ENTIRE PIZZA !!! pants: 9 BEERS ??? ALL RIGHT BUT pants: GOING TO BED EARLY !!! pants: TURNING THE ELECTRIC BLANKET UP TO 7 !!! pants: SCROLLING PORN !!! BEATING OFF !!! pants: TURNING OVER AND GOING TO SLEEP !!! pants: ZZZ !!!
"INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS" https://bonequest.com/9846
pants: THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING BONEQUEST pants: YOU HAVE MANY CHOICES FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT pants: AND FOR SOME REASON YOU CHOSE US deuce: SHOW SOME LEG
"THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO" https://bonequest.com/9845
pants: COWBOY OR SOLDIER deuce: SIGH!!! deuce: SOLDIER
"PICK ONE" https://bonequest.com/9844
jerkcity
pants: MY FUCK MACHINE FELL APART pants: NO WAIT pants: MY FUCK MACHINE IS JUST SLEEPING deuce: ZZZ
"SHORT NAP" https://bonequest.com/9843
spigot: YES HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A WELLNESS CHECK FOR MYSELF AND BE TRANSFERRED TO A MEDICAL CENTER AND GET EVALUATED FOR HOSPICE CARE AND START THE MORPHINE DRIP spigot: AND ONE LARGE, CHICAGO-STYLE PEPPERONI PIZZA
"WELLNESS CHECK" https://bonequest.com/9842
deuce: JJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"CAT ON KEYBOARD" https://bonequest.com/9841
pants: LEARNING ABOUT URINE pants: LA LA LA deuce: THIS IS BORING pants: LA LA LA I WILL TRY TO BE FUNNIER AND MORE ENTERTAINING pants: T DEUCE WHAT ARE YOU EATING+DRINKING deuce: JUST COFFEE!!! pants: HOW ABOUT A SHOTGLASS OF GARGLIN' PISS
"SHOT GLASS" https://bonequest.com/9840
spigot: EPSTEIN SCRAMBLING TO DENY BONEQUEST ISN'T A SHELL CORPORATION FOR JERKCITY IN FLORIDA
"SHELL CORP" https://bonequest.com/9839
deuce: WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS deuce: I'M FROM THE US CENSUS OFFICE pants: I PLEAD THE FIFTH spigot: IF I MAY BE SO BOLD: I LICK DICK
"SO BOLD" https://bonequest.com/9838
spigot: I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE PASTRAMI SO I JUST HAVE TO EAT BREAD
"THE PASTRAMI CONUNDRUM" https://bonequest.com/9837
Pants from the formerly known as Jerk City
Seen at Cole's earlier this week. @bonequest.com
pants: YAY A SHOVEL EMOJI spigot: T PANTS HOT SUPPORT ISSUE HERE ON WINDOWS 10, ALREADY CLEARED CACHE spigot: IT'S NOT EVEN IN THE EMOJI MENU spigot: SHOULD THAT BE A SEPARATE SUPPORT ISSUE, TWO TICKETS MAKE MORE SENSE spigot: LET ME FILL UP MY CACHE AND TRY AGAIN AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK, A THIRD TICKET spigot: I'M THINKING ABOUT 8 GUINNESSES BUT DEUCE ISN'T AWAKE FOR ME TO GET HIS INPUT
"1FA8F" https://bonequest.com/9836
spigot: IN THE MORNING: MAYBE A SMALL ORANGE JUICE spigot: AN EGG WHITE OMELETTE OR ONE-HALF CUP OF STEEL CUT OATS WITH BERRIES spigot: LONG ABOUT NOON: FOUR TO FIVE HOURS OF BEATING OFF USING MULTIPLE MEDIA PLAYERS ACROSS MAC AND WINDOWS [[DATACENTER]] spigot: AND AT NIGHT, A SENSIBLE DINNER [[SPACE]]
"BREAKFAST" https://bonequest.com/9835
spigot: PLUGGING IN MY CHARGER [[PIG]] spigot: AND SWITCHING TO 5G [[FACEBOOK_BLUE]] spigot: AND SETTING YOUTUBE TO AUTOPLAY [[1D2951]] spigot: AND RESTING THE HOT PHONE ON MY PENIS AND BALLS UNTIL MORNING [[SKYLINE]]
"BIRTH CONTROL" https://bonequest.com/9834
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pants: SINCE WHEN DOES SEARS SELL LADYBOYS pants: CAN YOU GET THEM ON LAYAWAY spigot: HOW MANY COCKS WOULD I HAVE TO SUCK TO EQUAL ONE BOWL OF TOTAL deuce: WHERE'S MY PASTRAMI SANDWICH spigot: MY THREE SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS
"LADYBOYS ON LAYAWAY" https://bonequest.com/9833
Merrill Lynch BONEQUEST GAY RATING GOOD EARNER
COCKS ARE OUR CURRENCY
deuce: VIDEO GAMES deuce: MATH deuce: PROGRAMMING deuce: STAR TREK deuce: PHYSICS deuce: EXISTENTIAL DREAD
"DEUCE'S GREATEST HITS" https://bonequest.com/9832
deuce: NAPALM ME deuce: ASSEMBLY LINE ME deuce: PYROCLASTIC FLOW ME pants: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING BUT I WILL HUG YOU JUST THE SAME pants: OOF OW MY BONER
"DON'T KNOW" https://bonequest.com/9831
spigot: WHEN WE GO TO THE BATHROOM IS THAT A.I. spigot: TESTING A NEW FORMAT WHERE I DON'T WASTE WATER WITH TWO POSTS spigot: ACCORDING TO CHROME EVERY SINGLE LETTER OF THE ALPHABET TRIGGERS A PORNOGRAPHIC AUTOCOMPLETE ?????
"NEW FORMAT" https://bonequest.com/9830
spigot: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: WHEN THE SHORT VIDEO ABOUT HAVING DIARRHEA DOESN'T USE MUSIC FROM INTERSTELLAR :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY: :CRY:
"COME ON TARS" https://bonequest.com/9829
pants: MAYBE JUST PRETEND IT'S NOT PISS AND GARGLE IT
"PLAYING PRETEND" https://bonequest.com/9828
The myth of consensual drowning shows deuce and pants consenting but the toilet does not. The audience is questioned: isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
deuce: I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH IS 9, 10 TOPS deuce: OKAY MAYBE 11 deuce: LET'S CALL IT 10% +- 1% OF PROBLEMS WHICH INVOLVE BITCHES
"N PROBLEMS" https://bonequest.com/9827