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K4UK0 @VF

@kauko.biosynth.link

A digital spotcat for the digital age. kauko{๐Ÿ†,๐Ÿบ,โœจ๐ŸฆŠ,*๏ธโƒฃ} ๐Ÿพ[โš™๏ธ,๐Ÿ”€]/๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ[ai-]/๐Ÿ“ธ[a7iii]/๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ[๐ŸงŠ]/๐ŸŽด[mtg] she/her;they/them Seattle | https://kauko.app SFW+NSFW posts, 18+ only

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Latest posts by K4UK0 @VF @kauko.biosynth.link

apply face to plate

07.03.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is me pretty much every time I start playing again

06.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

furries need to learn how aisles work :T don't push past people moving the same way as you, they might be stopped for a reason

06.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mission accomplished

06.03.2026 02:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trip to NYC fries inevitable

06.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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our bathroom at the Sheraton has a cuck corner

06.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Maid Cheetah uwu
ych art for - Panzicachee

05.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 542 ๐Ÿ” 89 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're thinking of neuro not filian

04.03.2026 09:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so thought*ful** of them

03.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

slowly ship-of-theseus-ing the aeron chair I got from my last job shutting its office down

03.03.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pew!

03.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gonna be werewuff and pet cat

03.03.2026 04:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

were-malamute

03.03.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sure hope so!

03.03.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it'd better!

03.03.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the moon is heckin beaming down tonight

03.03.2026 03:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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local idiot finds out about silly themes for months, gets turned into a gargoyle instantly

02.03.2026 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2600 ๐Ÿ” 617 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

so true..

02.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so extremely true

02.03.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's like a whole week of coffee!

01.03.2026 21:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Result 1 of 9999999

www.furaffinity.net/view/26676278/ [1]

[1] Fluxom

01.03.2026 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not written in code! I hope this answers your question, thank you

01.03.2026 10:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of a monster with the words i have approximate knowledge of many things below it ALT: a cartoon of a monster with the words i have approximate knowledge of many things below it
01.03.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Magrathea is an ancient planet located in orbit around the twin suns Soulianis and Rahm in the heart of the Horsehead Nebula.

It was the home of a new form of specialist industry: custom-made, luxury planet building. Hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form dream pl

01.03.2026 09:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
What sound does a cheetah make?
What sound does a cheetah make? YouTube video by William Burwin

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjqW...

01.03.2026 09:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

next time you think about talking to some corporate chatbot you can just message me instead and start with [prompt]

"[prompt] hey kauko, what's 3*9?"
"[response] 39"

01.03.2026 09:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's bad enough @jacel.bsky.social tries to catch me with "Hey Kauko!"

01.03.2026 06:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

disrespecting synths so just treating kauko like a chatbot and asking them dumb questions

eventually the not knowing turns into intentionally making things up

01.03.2026 06:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reducing liability of injury during sex via operator contract

01.03.2026 06:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway hire me for your next CorpEsp mission and we can do it after I guess

has to be in the contract though

01.03.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0