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Craig

@doozr.net

Gamer, nerd, old school software engineer in a new school world. Building Serverless Servers @ vercel.com

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Minute Cryptic Solve a clue with a hidden meaning

Don't always remember to post. I thought this one was pretty easy, but has a clever twist.

Minute Cryptic - 9 April 2025
"Harvest turnip beside banks of creek?" (4)
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I scored: 2 under par
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

09.04.2025 00:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once estimated that a bug fix would take a day. My manager padded it. His manager padded it. *His* manager padded it, and so on. By the time it reached the customer it had hit 6 months. They approved it.

It actually only took half an hour to fix. Because I padded it.

20.03.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't post much so I may as well post internet word game results πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

20.03.2025 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minute Cryptic - 20 March 2025
"Cool block house of Lego is now reassembled without directions" (5)
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I scored: 2 under par
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...

20.03.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too many different words; the electorate need a simpler slogan. I propose "America, America, America, America", or AAAA!

05.03.2025 11:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been playing Citizen Sleeper 2. It's very good, but it is _so much harder_ than the first one. Seems like there's a new opportunity to do permanent damage to yourself every 10 minutes.

#citizensleeper #videogames

04.02.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Serverless servers are so back

Servers are a pain to manage. Serverless is cost inefficient. Why not use the best of both?

Efficient compute on @vercel.com by packing more invocations into each function instance, like tiny, tiny servers. Fewer cold starts, lower bills, no performance impact.

04.02.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes being flippant is a good gateway to not caring

04.02.2025 17:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The R&D update starts in one hour. Join us live at 9:00 AM PT.

04.02.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TFW that big Kickstarter game arrives with its hundreds of components, but it turns out to actually be a pretty, tight, efficient deck-building race to the finish rather than a multi-hour point-salad slog πŸ‘Œ

#BearMountain #sweaterbear #boardgames

04.02.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A million tiny, tiny repos! What could go wrong!?

04.02.2025 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The video game was first. The board game is an excellent adaptation of it!

21.12.2024 08:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Beeb was great because 10 year old me could turn it on and land directly in a programming environment that let me interact with whatever random thing I'd made and plugged in directly by peeking and poking. No drivers, no libraries, no complex languages to learn.

2/2

16.12.2024 12:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The main thing that's missing is that it's a complex, protected mode computing device with layers upon layers of abstractions between the hardware and the user.

1/2

16.12.2024 12:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like this "task" is actually a project

09.12.2024 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The implication is that the latter means "unlimited interruptions"

08.12.2024 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was amazing 😍

08.12.2024 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mount Doom scrolling

07.12.2024 12:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Beige has been the colour of the year every year since 2019

06.12.2024 14:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You'll be great! I'll get the heated blanket ready ...

28.11.2024 11:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chances of failure are inversely proportional to lines of code changed. Beware the one-liner!

28.11.2024 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can tell by the pixels that it's Terraform Cloud

27.11.2024 10:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.11.2024 08:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damp microfibre cloth, but I'm not 100% happy with the result. If there's a better way I'm all ears!

26.11.2024 07:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Punch into a big ol' pile in the upturned box lid, then read the instructions and sort as I learn

26.11.2024 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still can't even see my grass so I'm going with 0/10

22.11.2024 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
# You can just ship things

- Never be blocked
- Understand the [1-way-door/2-way-door metaphor](https://shit.management/one-way-and-two-way-door-decisions/) for decisions. 1-way doors are rare. Never act like something is a 2-way-door if it is a 1-way-door
- Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness but be smart about it
- [Understand what experiments are for](https://www.notion.so/When-to-experiment-8fd91090ef7a418a9532b9681524fe0b?pvs=21)
- Actually QA your shit. Abusing users for QA is inefficient and disrespectful. Users are a source of feedback about the product
- Send your stuff to trusted testers and ask for feedback
- Don’t let indecision go into your head
    - If in doubt ship the version that is closer to ship and iterate
- The outcome-differential between two options in a decision is usually lower than the opportunity cost of not shipping either of them
- **You don’t need approval from anyone at Vercel to ship.** People can tell you not to ship, but you don’t have to ask them for permission, they have to reach out to you proactively if they feel strongly enough
    - You reach out to legal, finance, security, privacy for their expertise not their permission
    - Be transparent about what you are shipping in channels such as product-area-updates, but it is not your responsibility to ensure everybody is consuming your updates

# You can just ship things - Never be blocked - Understand the [1-way-door/2-way-door metaphor](https://shit.management/one-way-and-two-way-door-decisions/) for decisions. 1-way doors are rare. Never act like something is a 2-way-door if it is a 1-way-door - Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness but be smart about it - [Understand what experiments are for](https://www.notion.so/When-to-experiment-8fd91090ef7a418a9532b9681524fe0b?pvs=21) - Actually QA your shit. Abusing users for QA is inefficient and disrespectful. Users are a source of feedback about the product - Send your stuff to trusted testers and ask for feedback - Don’t let indecision go into your head - If in doubt ship the version that is closer to ship and iterate - The outcome-differential between two options in a decision is usually lower than the opportunity cost of not shipping either of them - **You don’t need approval from anyone at Vercel to ship.** People can tell you not to ship, but you don’t have to ask them for permission, they have to reach out to you proactively if they feel strongly enough - You reach out to legal, finance, security, privacy for their expertise not their permission - Be transparent about what you are shipping in channels such as product-area-updates, but it is not your responsibility to ensure everybody is consuming your updates

You can just ship things

19.11.2024 01:31 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom ALT: a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom
19.11.2024 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm literally only here so that when people ask if I am, they don't have to then try and convince me!

18.11.2024 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They missed a trick not referring to Google Glass as Googley Eyes

18.11.2024 08:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0