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Pop-culture nerd, horror-fiend, animal lover, proud atheist, & taco enthusiast. Girl-dad. I go hard in the 4th quarter. All thoughts expressed my own.

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My wife just gave the Gremlin a slice of cake with lots of sugary icing, because it's daylight savings time and such and everyone's messed up, please send prayers for when I try to get her to bed here soon, lol.

09.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm trying to bang Farrah Fawcett, but that boy ain't right, I tell ya what" πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still find it funny that apparently Bea Arthur hated cheesecake in real life, lol

08.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw something awhile back, that in like 150 years or so of Trump's, none of them have EVER "served". I mean I'm opposed to military duty, but my dad was in the Navy, and my best friend from high school joined the Marines, it's wild how that entire family just didn't give a shit about serving.

08.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Framed - One Frame Challenge Guess the movie from a single frame. Every guess reveals more of the frame. Come back each day to see if you can guess the movie!

One of my favorite teenage movie-going experiences.

Framed - One Frame Challenge #461
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08.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!

The first and last time I saw this, I went to a high school party, my ride left, and the dude who hosted played this for me and a friend, while he made us sandwiches, and I waited for my ride home to show up. He was a pretty cool dude.

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08.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A bowl of fresh guacamole, with mashed avocados, and diced onions and jalapenos

A bowl of fresh guacamole, with mashed avocados, and diced onions and jalapenos

My wife bought some avocados last week while we were at Costco (because they were cheap), and she just made a big-ass bowl of fresh guacamole. 🀘🏼πŸ₯‘πŸ€€

08.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I did Nazi that coming

08.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartman "Faith Hilling"

Cartman "Faith Hilling"

Is he bringing back "Faith Hilling", lol

08.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray, I found it! She had hidden it in an open box of diapers in her room (along with one of her forks, and a Bluey figurine, apparently). Kids, man.

08.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE BIRDCAGE, directed by Mike Nichols and written by Elaine May, was released on this day in 1996. Celebrate the 30th anniversary with it kicking off a night of women-scripted classics starting at 8pm ET on Pluto TV 90s Throwback: pluto.tv/us/live-tv/5...

08.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I managed to pull out the entire couch while the wife and Gremlin were gone today, and still no luck on this remote search, lol. For all I know, it's hidden somewhere in her room or something, lol.

08.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well the Gremlin is now at the age where she can take and lose the TV remote, lol. I've spent most of the morning looking for it (to no avail), needing to adjust the volume on the TV manually like some kind of cave man, lol.

08.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially when you also find out later that there's bonus material either during or after the credits. Plus most times I just like to read them, really.

08.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She was in an episode of The Twilight Zone as well, the one with the robot nanny. I was blown away when I realized, but I could tell almost immediately because of her eyes, lol.

08.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember staying up every night to watch Conan on Late Night, and still having to get up at like 5:30 am for school, lol. No idea how I could do that as a teen, but definitely did.

08.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife decided to take this week off from work with some vacation time she saved, as a late birthday present to herself. Which means I get to sleep in a little as she's an early riser, but I'm also sure she'll have "projects" she'll want me to tackle while she's home, lol.

08.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray for going to bed an hour early tonight, lol.

08.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet he gave Dick Miller a high-five at some point, lol

08.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, FUCK AI, and fuck you NPR.

08.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched this again this week, and it was just as fun as I remembered.

08.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've heard the only knock on it was it was "more action than horror", but I mean, wasn't that basically the first one as well? Lol. I can dig some action. I guess I never found any of the Predator movies "horror" TBH.

07.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you to the person who sent me $5, it is appreciated πŸ’œ

07.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is my wife's 39th birthday! It's not too late to help out, if you can! Please help chip-in, and I can always get her a little four-pack of those Starbucks double-shots (her favorite), or some chocolates. Thank you, folks. πŸ’œ

07.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Don't fuck with the babysitter!"

07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today is my wife's 39th birthday! It's not too late to help out, if you can! Please help chip-in, and I can always get her a little four-pack of those Starbucks double-shots (her favorite), or some chocolates. Thank you, folks. πŸ’œ

07.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Framed - One Frame Challenge Guess the movie from a single frame. Every guess reveals more of the frame. Come back each day to see if you can guess the movie!

Should have got this one sooner.

Framed - One Frame Challenge #460
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07.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Framed - The daily movie guessing game Guess the movie from 6 frames. Come back each day to see if you can guess the daily movie, or visit the archive to answer the days that you missed!

Haven't seen this one yet.

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07.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to her, man πŸ’œ

07.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A β˜…β˜…β˜… review of Messiah of Evil (1974) That certainly was something. Such a strange film, in ways I can't quite place. A lady trying to find her father, bumps into three strangers at a motel, and decides to let them all stay at her father'...

I saw this for the first time myself last year, and it honestly made me want to revisit Dead and Buried (1981). I hope y'all mutants enjoy, the theater scene near the end was pretty cool.

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07.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0