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Monetary gifts would be impossible without the consent of the receiver

DOOM fully rendered in CSS. Every surface is a <div> that has a background image, with a clipping path with 3D transforms applied. Of course CSS does not have a movable camera, so we rotate and translate the scene around the user.

If anyone is willing to share, I would be very appreciative!! 🔧🍃

We've just set the launch trailer live for Piece by Piece, our cozy repair shop game that is coming THIS WEEK, on March 11!!

You can see it below, and find the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/3179050/...

a man in a suit and tie looks at the camera with a serious look on his face Alt: Bruno Cremer as George Simenon's Maigret

I like 'period' whodunnits, so I could easily say Poirot, but this version of Maigret was exceptional. The short-lived Rowan Atkinson version managed to get the same level of atmosphere to it, but never had a chance to find it's stride.

It's the 'FIFA peace prize' of govt. departments

A GitHub Issue Title Compromised 4,000 Developer Machines A prompt injection in a GitHub issue triggered a chain reaction that ended with 4,000 developers getting OpenClaw installed without consent. The attack composes well-understood vulnerabilities into so...

I am convinced we are on the verge of the first "AI agent worm". This looks like the closest hint of it, though it isn't it quite itself: an attack on a PR agent that got it to set up to install openclaw with full access on 4k machines grith.ai/blog/clineje...

Good luck convincing Yorkshire that they are the Midlands. 😬

Number Research Inc. At Number Research Inc., we are attempting to find and document all available numbers.

Discover new numbers numberresearch.xyz

Unsurprisingly 8008135 has been searched for 15 thousand times already

:/

Did someone forget to change the account password when the Tories left?

Obituary: Rob Grant – Ganymede & Titan Pioneering comedy writer, best-selling author, and co-creator of Red Dwarf, Rob Grant has died, aged 70. Rob was born in Salford, Greater Manchester in September 1955, and grew up a stone's throw fro...

It is very much worth reading this obituary to Rob Grant over on Ganymede & Titan.

www.ganymede.tv/2026/03/obit...

Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did

It happened again

Mmmmm, 8-Ton chicken.

ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online

I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players

ssh snakes.run to join!

Allister Heath Headline Generator

In honour of the Sunday Telegraph's editor and offical maddest columnist, we have created the Allister Heath headline generator...
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As an aside, back in the 90s a German reseller of Silicon Graphics computers made some cool marketing merch using the plastic shells of the computers. One of them was the Indy Case. Jenkyns just devalued it. :/

Are there rules against officials using taxpayer money to buy party branded merchandise? Or did Jenkyns/Reform use their own money for it? 🤔

Facial recognition error prompts police to arrest Asian man for burglary 100 miles away Exclusive: Alvi Choudhury claiming damages against Thames Valley police after biased technology confused him with man looking ‘10 years younger’

“Police arrested a man for a burglary in a city he had never visited after face scanning software deployed across the UK confused him with another person of south Asian heritage.”

This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

New: this app warns you if someone is wearing smart glasses nearby.

Meta plans to add facial recognition to its Ray-Ban smart glasses. A 404 Media reader made this app after we showed men filming people w/o their consent, and DHS officials were wearing the glasses www.404media.co/this-app-war...

Peter Mandelson, the Russian superyacht and the scandal we completely misread When Britain's most powerful political fixer was caught on an oligarch's boat in Corfu, we called it Yachtgate and moved on. The Epstein files now reveal the full picture: a web of Russian money, paed...

NEW: This is a terrific deep dive into Epstein & Russia by @professorshaw.bsky.social for @thenerve.news which starts with ‘Yachtgate’, Mandelson’s 2008 scandal involving Nat Rothschild, George Osborne & Russian oligarch, Oleg Deripaska
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www.thenerve.news/p/peter-mand...

That's the only thing I've read about it that makes me want to see it.

AI chatbot fully aware that terminating a conversation with a LOL emoji is a sign of frustration.

🙄

Today I discovered that when Peter Sellers was going through a particularly paranoid phase in his life, Spike Milligan sent him a telegram saying "IGNORE FIRST TELEGRAM".
There was, of course, no first telegram.

Was the Chagos stunt just so he could charge his holiday to expenses? 🤔

Don't let any regret nag at you, you acted with total propriety.

*That* might not have been her intent, and lesser people would've tried to take advantage of the situation.

Looks like it's been rendered in the original Doom engine.

Did they then go on to 'note' one of these notable benefits?? 🤔

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala