elena perez

this is actually a ploy to give everyone the exact same footprint so investigators can't pinpoint whose tracks are in the mud in the hidden corners of the golf course...

a story title usually comes to me early and definitively, even if i wind up changing it later... when it doesn't i'm so fucked. #amwriting

same

yes. they will know they did okay when i come back (or don't).

i feel strangely compelled and ill-prepared to celebrate national meatball day

Undone

can we just skip the charade where we enter a user name and password and then click "login"... Just give me one button that says "send me a verification code" and save me the next click.

AN AFFAIR MONEY MADE LOVE TO AMERICA AMERICA MARRIED MONEY AT FIRST BITE

Ted Joans

Happy International Women's Day! Go watch a movie directed by a woman like:

TITANE, RAW - Julia Ducournau
LUCKY, 12 HOUR SHIFT - Brea Grant
A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT - Ana Lily Amirpour
THE SUBSTANCE - Coralie Fargeat
TIGERS ARE NOT AFRAID - Issa López
SLASH/BACK - Nyla Innuksuk

#filmsky

came here to make this comment, lol

chic, breezy and unyielding all at once. i'm so into it.

dammmnnn.
mesmerizing

Days By Philip Larkin What are days for? Days are where we live. They come, they wake us Time and time over. They are to be happy in: Where can we live but days? Ah, solving that question Brings the priest and the doctor In their long coats Running over the fields.

Happy #smallpoemsunday
on the theme of time, while wondering when i'll get to fixing that clock above the stove

@tomsnarsky.bsky.social

setting themselves up for promotional / sponsored buckets

Days By Philip Larkin What are days for? Days are where we live. They come, they wake us Time and time over. They are to be happy in: Where can we live but days? Ah, solving that question Brings the priest and the doctor In their long coats Running over the fields.

Happy #smallpoemsunday
on the theme of time, while wondering when i'll get to fixing that clock above the stove

@tomsnarsky.bsky.social

in a broken time
the saddest of weapons hold
up the weakest men
#poetry #haiku

love

The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand. CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette. CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters. CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits. RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...

This clip! 😱

Culdesac Is the First Car-Free Neighborhood and Conspiracy Theorists Hate It | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

WATCH: Think 15-Minute City conspiracy theorists are just unhinged tin-foil hat nut jobs ranting about global overlords? Well, drop everything and watch this hard-hitting story by the @thedailyshow.com to be proven… um… #UrbanTruth

Congrats @culdesac.bsky.social

(ps, walkable cities can have cars)

if you recognize the importance of preserving the night sky, submit comments below. SpaceX public comments close today, Reflect Orbital mirrors close 3/9. (Took a few steps to create an account, but worth it.) ✨✨✨

there's a̶n̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶ a vax for that

🎶 if we just had some regulations... 🎶

(sung to the tune of The Temptations' It Was Just My Imagination... )

i keep seeing coverage of the terrible jobs report with the word "unexpected" or "surprising" and my only conclusion is that these reporters are high as fuck

A Company Plans 4,000 Orbiting 'Sky Mirrors' to Shine Sunlight on Earth After Dark, Worrying Astronomers A startup wants to light up the night sky using giant mirrors in space. The idea could extend daylight for solar farms and nighttime operations.

this is a top ten fucking awful idea in a time when the competition among awful ideas is very, very intense.

save the night sky, save the dark, save the starlight. ✨

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

i'm guessing she placed a bet on her own ousting to maximize roi

🎯

my fingers just wanted to spell "legal" as "leagle" so bad

i can't believe they kept a straight face when they pretended to be anti-war for, like, nine whole seconds