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Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

EPIC: Elvis Presley In Concert Review - Yes King Baz Luhrmann breathes life back into the man behind the iconography.

I dived into #EPIC: #Elvis Presley in Concert today. Many thoughts. Check them out. lytrules.substack.com/p/epic-elvis...

Hidden wheelchair elevator designed to look like a set of marble stairs at the entrance of the Kimpton Fitzroy London Hotel.
The attendant at the top operates it.

MAGA Stole Obama’s Playbook How the right learned Obama’s game—and what Mamdani and Indivisible show about taking it back from the mucky mucks LIKE RAHM EMMANUEL who tossed it aside.

A collaboration of the LAPD and the LAUSD, Drug Abuse Resistance Education spread across the country like the drug war, from the top down. Reagan declared a National DARE Day with the enthusiasm of a rich white man who’d found his Gary Coleman. Then, after years of implementation, the data came in.

How many variations on "Let them eat cake" are we up to now? 50+?

I mean, we all saw The Naked Time!

Ever since Desert Storm was presented to us as a TV show, complete with its own merchandise, in 1991, it was inevitable that eventually someone at the top wouldn't be able to tell the difference one day.

Remember, it's not a cult

On Substack, my longer pieces are the ones that do better. Always.

Himes: I have a theory on how this ends…

You’re going to see oil go across $100… Projections for economic growth are going to go down.

And at some point in 3-5 weeks, the president is going to say this is really not tenable. And he’s going to declare victory and walk away.

Ah, humanity!

What a list of names in that cast...

I'm hearing that a lot. And it's true.

Fetterman...

One part of me thinks Green Lantern is a character for kids, and having a bunch of f-bombs in it makes no sense. The other part of me goes fuck it, i don't have kids, why do I care?

A Hundred Thousand Welcomes For Boy George - The Saints And Scholars YouTube video by David Quantick

A rare Irish single from my youth -- a local supergroup of sorts singing about how Boy George is welcome to visit Ireland. Written and recorded as pushback against the Catholic church condemning cross-dressers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QK8...

LYT's Fast Food Review: McDonald's Big Arch Is it a Big deal, or an Arch nemesis?

I tried that new #McDonalds burger and you can rely on my report: lytrules.substack.com/p/lyts-fast-...

This is some Adult Swim shit right there...

a cartoon of beavis and butthead saying boooingggg ALT: a cartoon of beavis and butthead saying boooingggg

Uhhh...did you get lotion too?

Bruce Campbell talks about Sam Raimi and Gene Hackman YouTube video by malleymoments

Much love going out to Bruce Campbell.
Here’s a terrific story about Sam Raimi trying to direct a difficult Gene Hackman on The Quick & The Dead set.
Campbell is such a wonderful raconteur.
youtu.be/DcYr-clpLSQ?...

They are literally running with “we have always been at war with Eurasia.” Unreal.

Brings down, the house...

I went to Disneyland for the first time in 86. Will never forget that song

Somebody unable to find a single image or screencap from the Game of Thrones PREQUEL, I see...

"Penthausen" has a nice ring to it.

Hollywood To Homeless: One Horror Screenwriter’s Nightmare How the writer behind several genre favorites found himself living in his car.

How the writer behind several genre favorites found himself living in his car.

'Evil Dead' Icon Bruce Campbell Reveals Cancer Diagnosis, Cancels Future Fan Events The "Evil Dead" actor says that his cancer is not curable but is treatable, and he is canceling future fan events.

This is just terrible news. 💔 www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Arbitrary Self-Rules, Ass Denied, and the End of Middlebrow Your Weekend 'Round the Web also looks at Jesus' actual job.

My latest roundup of other writers' stuff that I like at the moment. lytrules.substack.com/p/arbitrary-...

"What do you want?"
"My face on the one-dollar bill."
"You must be joking."
"Do I look like I'm joking?"

Miz could sustain it.