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Derek B , retired grumpy old git

@technologht

The self appointed leader of the Scottish branch of the orange cockwomble hating society

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Daily Reminder.

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok so your actually in America eating additives presertives and colouring ,brave woman

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait ,the USA has a baseball team ? Who the hell are they going to play against ,they're the only country that plays rounders on steroids ,twats .

04.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never had never will complete fucking ignorant dickheads

03.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Talk about freaking out just what the hell do you do when your wife of 40 years marriage comes home from a dermatologist and just casually says I've got brain cancer ,can't throw up anymore ,devisiting ,any words of encouragement would help

03.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brace yourself it's going to double in price in the next month so be prepared to pay $6 a gallon ,not bad considering we here in Scotland are at the moment paying the equivalent of $9 really looking forward to that doubling to $18 , Trump's idiocy has affected the whole world.

03.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a piano and laughing ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a piano and laughing

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

28.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What is going on Aberdeen a week ago was -6 degrees
Today

28.02.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just what the heck is it with you Americans and shit food I've thrown up better looking food than that which also had less additives presertives colouring and salt

28.02.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You want some nicknames for him well here's some from Scotland

24.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a ridiculous time to have the SOTU why can't you Americans schedule it for midday so that we in Europe can not watch it at a reasonable time , thanks for your attention to this matter

24.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Baseball commentary on a radio ? And you pay for it ,what's next snooker , Americans are weird

24.02.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜†

23.02.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What he actually means is yeah I'm as guilty as hell but because I'm the president you won't do fuck all about it so screw you

17.02.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh whoop de fucking doo he threw a ball so fucking what my 8 year old grandson can do that ,it's not a sport it's called rounders and it's for kids , world series my ass

13.02.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Over 60 % of Americans don't own a passport let alone know what it's for ,what do you mean there are other countries apart from amerikkka

13.02.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do any republicans actually own a passport,or know who their parents are to get the right names on a birth certificate ,or do they just say cousins

13.02.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Damn I just found out today that this ignorant maga c#nt is actually 60 years old I thought she was and was hoping she was a lot younger like in her mid 30s so than when she eventually gets life in prison she would spend a lot of time there now I'm disappointed it won't be for so long damnit

13.02.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that's only the ones we know of

13.02.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CUNT

12.02.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.02.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It might just be a Scottish saying ,but if there was one face that ever needed punching it's his ,what an arrogant c#nt

11.02.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn why did I have to read that twice now my brain really hurts ,he's a dementia riddled lunitic

11.02.2026 08:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that Luciano Pavarotti, PlΓ‘cido Domingo, and JosΓ© Carreras performed "Nessun Dorma” at the Dodgers Stadium in 1994. It captivated 1.3 billion viewers worldwide the night before the US World Cup final.

They didn’t sing in English.

10.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1525 πŸ” 326 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 10
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I think that this is bombshell number 358 that's going to finish the orange shitgibbon and his pedophile friends ,FFS just release the effing files and get these assholes in prison

10.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1.5 billion for the whole of America seriously ? We here in north east Scotland spent nearly that much building just one road 7 years ago , America is definitely being left well behind by the civilised world

09.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't seem to find this 2 either

07.02.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 5408 πŸ” 1640 πŸ’¬ 157 πŸ“Œ 63
It only takes One generation refusing to serve God for the next generation to know nothing about Him.

It only takes One generation refusing to serve God for the next generation to know nothing about Him.

Stop the spread of fake news and al✝️ernative facts.

FuKKK religion
FuKKK your false gods

05.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0