I gotta say, as this war with Iran ramps up I gotta ask myself: should I have stayed partners with those people who hated my guts, so I could be less bored when the grid goes down?
Before you answer, remember how fun it was to have a second person with a house on your Animal Crossing island??
“I haven’t played Arc Raiders in a few days!”
*loads game*
*sits in queue for five minutes*
*instantly swarmed by 3 fireballs*
*closes game*
*opens Infinity Nikki*
What’s that? Why yes, I’ve totally forgotten how that comedy celebrity was shitty to me, I would love to hear your unsolicited monologues about how perfect their work is and how I should check them out
I feel the human experience can be summed up this way:
- I have one really bad kidney
- a voluntary kidney donor could add decades to my life
- most people have a spare
- the risk of donor complications is less than 1 in 10,000
- the odds are virtually impossible that someone is willing to donate
If we could just put off armageddon a little bit longer, I have some severe personal trauma I’ve been working on and I’d really like time to feel like a special little victim before reality ends
Trying a survivalist technique where I process unsolicited advice into protein
Tonight I sat with a trans person who wishes to remain anonymous, and we tried to use Gemini to show how HRT would affect facial features.
What resulted was Gemini randomly going in and out of photo generation, lying about it, doing the opposite of what it was prompted… Smarter how? It gaslights?
In war everyone loses, and when you start a war that means you were already a loser
I’ll finally take my Christmas lights down when this country finally takes its billionaire pedophiles down
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Groucho voice:
How the manatee got in the bikini, we’ll never know.
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It’s not that I CAN’T match your freak
It’s that I have gone on a date with more than one person who put “match my freak” in their bio, and then their freak was “sometimes I eat cereal after 11AM”
Hope everyone is enjoying the business news articles written by a web designer’s ChatGPT account telling all of us that AI isn’t taking any jobs
This Miller Lite commercial, lordy. THAT is who you cast as a magical dating wingman? jfc that’s gross
When I die all I ask is that someone marks all my inbox as read
It’s gotten worse and worse for 50 years and articles like this are fantasy. Network was real 50 years ago, we’ve screwed up media so much worse.
People have said Idiocracy* is coming true for 20 years. No. We are 20 years into Idiocracy.
*and Idiocracy’s constant use of slurs has NOT aged well.
Also yes I have watched Alysa Liu’s routine I’m not JOYLESS
There’s a lot to enjoy about the Olympics, but I find nationalism so revolting that it is impossible for me to care.
Apologies to the hundred or so people who asked me if I was watching, I have done my best not to dry heave but have not always succeeded.
Anyways sleds and arrows are fun
Fuck any medical providers who don't give a fuck about being trauma-informed. Either your healthcare practice is trauma-informed, or it's not healthcare. Period.
Not to brag but I live in LA and I am wearing two layers of socks
Ted Lieu: “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there are highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children … of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations.”
I will put out a third and final stand-up album and it will be vinyl-only and come with a record player, a speaker, a power generator, one ration of water and protein, three pills of potassium iodide to protect you from nuclear radiation while you listen, and a clean square of cloth to weep into
Dating apps serve only two functions:
1) They figuratively suggest you go fuck yourself
2) They literally suggest you go fuck yourself
Deliberate typo as a fuck you to Clippy
I still can’t get over how we spent 30 years making fun of Clippy for being the worst and most annoying technology of all time, and mow we are destroying civilization to power Mega-Clippy
It sucks that they put so much effort into rendering most of the WNBA player faces, then put absolutely ZERO effort into actual game mechanics.
NBA players have a whole Spike Lee-directed lore-heavy narrative, and can have a gigantic wardrobe.
WNBA players get black yoga pants and a middle finger.
I played NBA2K26 on Twitch last night & got to my 2nd season as my WNBA player Nausica Telfair.
- You earn money— that only your male players can spend.
- If you win the WNBA finals the ENTIRE starting lineup quits, even if you do bonding events all off-season. Just like in 2K25.
Boo. 2K blew it.
What an about like a pink triangle, or some kind of tattoo that signifies we’re officially registered so we no longer need our IDs?
There’s near infinite evidence that powerful wealthy mean kidnapped girls, assaulted & killed them, then buried the evidence.
Then you compare the powerful wealthy men to kidnapped girls from the 1600’s, who were assaulted & killed by powerful wealthy men.
Admit you’re simply terrified of women.
